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mahboiisms:

         “ i wonder, where is my

                             dinner. ”

       ❝But king! You just

                     ate it!❞

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fuck her right in the pussy!

        you got it !

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       ❝Wow ! a yoyo, you say ? that’s super cool ! Can it help me

                                                    defeat ganon ?❞

asashins

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findmyfatherisms:

         “ it’s my duty, as the princess, to protect

                  the triforce from ganon !! “

       ❝Ganon can wait ! how about, you know, we go out to eat

                                                                      some octoroks?❞

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hexedhero:

              ❛ yes. are you a drug addict ? ❜

       ❝Uh, I don’t know what drugs are but, if they help me defeat ganon, then tell me

                                                               WHERE CAN I GET THEM!❞

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( is this blog even real 'cause i'm in tears of joy/laughter rn )

        uH of COURSE this is a REAL SERIOUS blog... damn... how can it be so HARD to UNDERSTAND

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courageborn:

         stares @ bombdodongoisms : //////

        stares back intensely

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mahboiisms:

                   “ that would kill you, my boy. ”

        ❝Oh gee ! I can’t believe this ! I’ve been thinking that my

                                                                                   WHOLE LIFE!❞

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is another joke supposed to be the way cdi here fluctuates in speech bcs im crying at the thought of him mumbling most of his words then yelling the last two or three

       t HAT’S ACTUALLY MY FORMAT BUT THANKS I WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT AGAIN

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*suplexes link*

        gETS FUCKING OWNED

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spiritedsxnds:

“…You insulting me, kid?”

       ❝I thought that counted as a compliment ! Guess I was wrong,

                                                                                           AGAIN!❞

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mahboiisms:

                 “ you are UNDERAGE.                                         you must wait for marriage. ”

       ❝Golly ! I didn’t know adult’s world had so many, y’know, rules ! Do I really

                                                                               HAVE TO WAIT?❞

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findmyfatherisms:

          “ If you were a TRUE HERO                         you wouldn’t need luck !! “

       ❝I really AM one ! The kiss is for, you know, a bit of

                                                 ENCOURAGEMENT!❞

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       ❝Wow ! I can’t believe this ! I just realized that your nose looks

                                                                         JUST LIKE MINE!❞

spiritedsxnds

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       ❝I don’t know from which part of Gamelon you are from but— Your

                                                                      HAT IS GREAT!❞

ofnoscopes​

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mahboiisms:

                    “ i see you near my daughter, link. ”

bombdodongoisms​

       ❝But King ! Why can you not accept that we are

                                                                       IN LOVE?❞

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“ I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos!”

                                               “I wonder whats for dinner.”

                     “You better talk fast.”