morgan

she/them. I wanna be cute but that's hard. tony stank enthusiast.

[stuckinthelastcentury]

Brian: The stars are beautiful tonight

Roger: Yeah

Brian: You know what else is beautiful?

Roger: My car.

[bomblebooo]

GCSEs can suck my left toe

[bomblebooo]

michael: what did you do your descriptive writing on??

jeremy: someone jumping off a cliff. you?

michael: ...A PIRATE SHIP!

[bomblebooo]

as it's spooky season, remember to:

- not do anything illegal

- be aware of your surroundings (especially at night)

- find a safe place/person if you feel uncomfortable or unsafe

- not eat/drink anything that may have been tampered with

- have fun!!

[adhighdefinition]

me, after the adhd impulse has made me overshare again: i’ve said too much. i can never speak again me, just 2 seconds later: hey u wanna know this stupid thing about me in complete detail

[bomblebooo]

I may not have big dick energy but I do have big pussy energy

[bomblebooo]

me, when left on read: I'm the worst. they hate me. I'm annoying. I talk to much. they're bored. I'm toxic. they don't like me. I don't deserve them.

what actually happened: they got distracted, they're busy, they're tired, their phone died.

[bomblebooo]

I want

to throw

myself

into

the sun!

[bomblebooo]

shit boys!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

squad is over we’re cults now

[bomblebooo]

I'm such a sad homo!

[robotmystic]

dad?

[grawly]

answer his question

[bomblebooo]

someone please take my eyeballs away

[alwaysreadingg]

I want you to know that I was never clever, I was never top of the class and I don’t say this to be modest, I was always in the middle, never really noticed as anything special. I had to work for my grades and where I am today, I mean work my ass off, I failed my favourite subject at a level, the one I was about to do at uni but went to uni for that subject anyway because it’s all I want to do. I want you to know that no matter how many set backs you have, you work your hardest you will get there and you will be happy.

[bomblebooo]

hnnnG I’m scared I’ve fractured my arm can someone that knows about broken and fractured bones and symptoms help me out???

[bomblebooo]

it's okay guys I was just making a big deal out of nothing like I always do :') it's just really fucking bruised

[bomblebooo]

hnnnG I'm scared I've fractured my arm can someone that knows about broken and fractured bones and symptoms help me out???

[bomblebooo]

since the Murphy's thought that Connor and Evan were good friends, did Evan go to his funeral?????