The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling, Illustrations by Mary GrandPré

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The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling, Illustrations by Mary GrandPré
I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!
He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.
AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.
So true…I need to stop watching this.
Now he’s dancing “Under the Sea”
I just watched this while having Pitch Perfect’s rif-off scene on. Not only did this stupid thing dance with every single song no matter what, but as soon as Beca sang “shorty get DOWN” the little motherfucking dID A FUCKING SPLIT.
"Jason grabbed Nico"
Jason grabbed Nico, huh. And then flew with him.
Book. *pulls ups chair* Tell me something. *leans forward in a very serious manner* When you say “grabbed”, what exactly do you mean? Bridal style? Passing an arm around is waist? Full-on hug? What, book? What do you mean?.
I just thought of this and now I am laughing my ass off
Jason do u think this is a game
It’s the sweaters all over again…
ah yes the expressions of dominance
the mutterings of a romantic foreign language
the corn simile
incredible.
i dont know guys i saw it more as this
HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER??
nah man you gotta get the aerodynamics right
they stopped at Starbucks
the others are onto them
pjo trios throughout the ages
annabeth, thalia, and luke: goddamn we're just trynna survive leave us alone
percy, annabeth, and grover: wow look at that deadly monster i wonder whats gonna happen if we poke it with a stick i dont wanna die tho
percy, thalia, and nico: fuck it let's throw a fucking titan into river lethe we're the children of the big three right
jason, piper, and leo: whatever we're "troubled kids" anyway lets shoot up the fucking bathroom
percy, frank, and hazel: we all have no idea whats going on but we're gonna drag a giant halfway across north america or something idk holla
nico, reyna, and hedge: we have no fucks left to give and crashing down a waterfall? hahahaha bring it bitches aint shit
your character should be more than a tragic backstory. more than i lost my parents at a young age so now i rebel against the world. more than i have all these wicked skills without proper background or training.
sass is great, and so is silence — but when aren’t they using their biting wit? when do they speak up? do they use their ass-kicking skills for good? for evil? have they lost people along the way — actually, it’s inevitable, so what happened after the funeral? did your character attend? did they seek revenge, or search for answers at the bottom of a bottle?
don’t toss around tragedies if you’re not going to apply them to your characterization. alcoholics aren’t just loud and physically abusive; ptsd doesn’t mean you’ve boarded up the windows and refuse to leave your house. you won’t always continue to hate your parents after they’ve died. you will doubt your life decisions. being rich doesn’t make you sexy. being smart doesn’t make you socially awkward [ alternatively, it doesn’t make you the most attractive person in the room. ] even if you’re wicked smart, you’ll still get some things wrong.
do your research. if you put your character through traumatic events, not everyone walks away unscathed. but being haunted by the ghosts of your past doesn’t make you attractive either. it’s a nitty gritty, dirty fucking business. you get mad, your world loses color, you feel alone, and sometimes you ask yourself why you’re the one who lived.
treat your character like their own person. just because you wouldn’t say something to someone doesn’t mean they’ll keep their trap shut. it doesn’t mean they’ll want a big wedding or fast cars or apple pie made the way your mother taught you. maybe you’re pro-life and your character is pro-choice. maybe it’s vice versa. just because your character is a dick doesn’t mean it should be a reflection on yourself. but if they’re going to be a dick, and you want it to be believable, give them a reason to be a dick. a reason to hate the world, only slightly less than they hate the people living in it. maybe more. maybe it’s maybelline.
being smart and young and witty and attractive doesn’t mean your character will be respected. it doesn’t mean your character deserves to be respected. older, more experienced characters may trust your character less because they’re so damn young, no matter what you do or say to try to prove them wrong.
Purrcy Jackson and the Kittens of Olympus
Pheeling good~
fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
heroes of olympus aesthetics
percy jackson: leaping over cracks in the sidewalk, running a hand through your hair, drawing in the perspiration on cold glass, humming idly, pulling a t-shirt over your head, buildings reflected in puddles
annabeth chase: double creasing a fold in paper, pressing tacks into a wall, tugging down on a combination lock, chewing on a pen cap
leo valdez: your lungs aching after laughing too hard, the oily-metallic scent of a garage, licking sweat off your upper lip, fastening a belt buckle
jason grace: overlapping smoke trails from airplanes, when a warm shower water hits your skin, flexing your fingers, opening an envelope, ringing out a towel
piper mclean: watching the colors of the clouds change at sunset, the almost-tartness of biting into an orange, un-plaiting hair after a long day, tracing images in wood grain
frank zhang: stifled laughter, cracking knuckles, the weightlessness of a fishing line before it hits the water, holding the door at the last second
hazel levesque: ornate iron fences, blowing away dust on a clock face, dismounting a horse and feeling the blood rush through your legs, patting soil around a plant, wiping charcoal off your face
nico di angelo: chewing on ice, stuffing your hands in your pockets, waking up with a pillow's patterns left on your skin, a unexpected shudder, falling asleep with headphones on
The Seven + Nico and Reyna YouTube Channels
•Percy would be just the one to talk about weird encounters he has throughout his week •He’ll talk about the lady who started hitting him with an umbrella on the street •or the time a duck chasing him for no fucking reason •Annabeth would be a crash course bitch •she would be talking about how to do like fucking pinned squares and math •GEOMETRY •JASON WOULD DO SCIENCE •he would try to do stupid expieremwnt a and just fail miserably •his channel would be called ScienceDogSparky •PIPER •oh shit •she would do monster face tutorials •and she would look scary as hell and be the best bitch for Halloween ever •Frank Zhang •this guy would so be all about doing WORKOUT VIDEOS •"ALRIGHT GUYS SO TODAY WE ARE DOING A CARDIO WORKOUT SO GET LOTS OF WATER I DON’t NEED YOU PASSING OUT ON ME PLEASe" •Hazel would be all about talking about art tutorials. •just art in general •art •LEO •THIS GUY WOULD BE DOING THOSE “HOW TO” VIDEOS •"How to pick up all da ladies" and he would be like a sweetheart doing it •He is the new Thomas Sanders basically •Reyna would have a cooking channel •She is the next Bitchin Kitchen •"Alright guys so today I’m making some Caesar salad and what we are gonna do is" *stabs a bottle of Caesar dressing* “TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR” •NICO WOULD HAVE A HORROR GAMING CHANNEL •And he would be like •"HA THIS IS NOTHING" •But he gets scared really damn easily falling out of his chair or screaming and cowering on his chair looking at the screen eyes wide •Will making appearances •looking at Nico like he’s insane when he’s screams totally unfazed by the horror
•Bonus:
•Octavian with a fucking SEWING CHANNEL
Literally all I know about Trials of Apollo is that he becomes a mortal because he pisses off Zeus, wakes up in a dumpster, and it has the members of the Seven in it. All I’m praying for is at least one of these is in the books:
Since he wakes up in a dumpster I am praying for Percy to be the one to find him and not know it’s Apollo so he ends up calling him “Dumpster Baby.” Please Rick I would sell my first born for this
Bad haikus
WOULD APOLLO HAVE TO DEAL WITH A CRACKING PUBERTY VOICE SINCE HE’S A MORTAL TEEN? COULD YOU IMAGINE?
Apollo kids mentally cringing because oh my god it’s him please go away no I don’t want to hear a haiku dad gO AWAY
Jason and Apollo having to share a cabin and Apollo trying to have conversations with Jason at one am but Jason is about to fling the sun god into the actual sun
APOLLO ARRIVING BEFORE LEO COMES BACK AND FINDING A BOX IN ZEUS’S CABIN FULL OF LEO’S STUFF. JASON WALKS IN WHEN APOLLO FINDS IT AND STARTS SCREAMING AT HIM HOW NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH THAT AND APOLLO IS COMPLETELY IN SHOCK BECAUSE… I’M A GOD??? JASON IS YELLING AT A GOD??? WHO’S STUFF IS THIS???
But Jason ends up telling Apollo about Leo and for the first time Apollo actually feels really bad for the demigods because this kid was like fifteen and sacrificed himself in war. He never thought about this stuff since he was too busy doing his immortal god business but now he’s realizing how being a half blood might actually suck much more than the gods make it out to be. Cue Apollo’s character development.
Apollo kicking butt in battle
APOLLO AND FRANK ZHANG BEING BEST BUDDIES WHO BOND OVER ARCHERY BECAUSE I NEED MORE FRANK ZHANG
Apollo trying to be Will’s wingman to woo Nico
I really want Apollo to rap??? I don’t even know why???
More happy Nico
The series ends with Apollo turning back into a god and he’s like “Guys our kids go through a lot we should probably like do more to help” and everyone is confused because they got a camp. What else could they want? Apollo suggests two things. For the gods to actually take time and go down and personally help at camp whenever they can. Everyone cringes but still asks the second thing. “We throw a big party.” Camp Half Blood has a rave. The end.
if Piper spoke Italian
- head canon that Piper can also speak “Lovey languages” like Italian and Portuguese
- Nico mutters in Italian
- So Nico mutters things like “Oh he’s so cute.” “Be mine already.’ When he starts to like will
- Piper doesn’t tell anyone becasue she knows he’ll come out when he’s ready
- She still thinks its cute and listens though
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-One day the seven plus nico are hanging out
- Piper is trying a blue cookie becasue she couldn’t say no to Percy’s face
- Jason and Annabeth are talking about some New Rome
-Hazel is going on about life in New Orleans to Frank and Sammy Leo
-Nico is staring off at a certain medic in the infirmery
-”Just get in my pants already solace!” is muttered in Italian by Nico
-Cue Piper choking on her cookie
-Percy looks down at his cookie in confusion
-Jason the good boyfriend is making sure she is okay
-Everyone else looks concerend
-Except Nico
-Nico confused at the timing mutters “Did you get that?” in italian
-Piper nods while trying not to die
-Nico just being like “I got to gO NOW!” and runs away
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-The next day at breakfast everyone is sitting at there assigned tables
-Nico is thinking about how he can no longer use italian any more encase Piper hears
-Nico bangs his fists on the Hades table and loudly says “fuCk!” In his language
- Piper standing up and being “Nico Di Angelo! I don’t give a flying fiddodle about who you want to like, but for gods sake you watch your language young man!” and sits down
-The Whole camp just looking confused
- I’m like seventy years older than you. Is said through the awkward silence but a certain son of Hades
All these demigod losers and their loser children (this took so godamn long and like?? quality?? good?? whaaatttt????)
Percy’s kids were super fun to draw and I also think that I have a crush on Emmi (Hazel and Frank’s BAMF daughter)
And I don’t even know what I was doing with Will and Nico’s little girl but she’s a solangelo child soo
I absolutely love this. They are all perfect.
My brother is a senior in high school and his weirdo English teacher gave the class these terms lol
ok no i think this might just be the most important post i have ever seen
fair+solangelo? Like a country fair, with the ferris wheel and games and cotton candy
i wanted to start writing a very excited will tagging along a suffering nico but hear me out
nico. loves. fairs.
the moment they arrive at the fair his eyes just start glowing
cue: actual nine year old nico di angelo
which involves a whole bunch of adorable things like:
nearly ripping off wills arm because oMFG LOOK AT THIS
and teasing him when he doesnt want to go on that one rollercoaster
‘dont be such a baby william’
and eating all the ice cream and all the cotton candy and all the churros and all the other delicious country fair things that start with c
‘youre gonna get sick’
‘ffs live a little will this is really good’
at first will is taken a bit off guard by all this excitement because its really rare for nico
but then he just starts beaming along because
how can he frown when nico is so happy???
later on he snaps a few shots and videos of happy nico to the others
Jason and piper react like the proud parents they are
percy orders will to bring him some of that cotton candy but not after making sure nico ate as much of it as possible
since i like to caption solangelo moments in pictures: the sun is Setting, will has an arm wrapped arounf nicos neck and squishes him up to his side while taking the Selfie, a wide grin on both of their faces, their cheeks red from laughing, the lights of the fair reflecting in both of their eyes
send me a Pairing/Group (romantic or platonic) + a setting
Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!
Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions
Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn
Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you
*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*
I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.
(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)
OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.
oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals
i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds
You spend part of your time on lesbian island, learning the stories, and traditions, and part of your time in the vast floating asexual cities, training with your eagle so that you can one day become one of the chosen few: the messengers, who carry letters and passengers between islands, jumping the heterosexual blockades. When you enter this select group, you’re assigned the job of collecting reports from spies pretending to heterosexual on straight island, flying in at the dead of night, risking discovery to collect vital intelligence. You fall in love with a pansexual girl who’s chosen to hide her orientation so she can aid the Resistance. At the climax of the novel, you swoop down from above on your giant eagle to rescue your lady love from a frenzied mob. As straight island burns in the background, you share a chaste kiss and cuddle while discussing the possibility of a mountain-top pansexual outpost.
IT CAME BACK AROUND AND IT GOT BETTER!
Long ago all the sexuality lived in peace, but everything changed when the bisexuals attacked in their invisible boats…
Solangelo headcanons:
I’ve been writing these in my notebook for weeks, and now I finally have enough to share.
Will doesn’t really freak out over every little cut or bruise Nico has, He just pretends to so he can kiss them better.
Will is a Dreamworks fan, Nico is Disney.
Will’s favourite Dreamsworks movie is Monsters vs Aliens. Nico’s is Megamind.
They both agree on Hercules for Disney.
Will loves it visually when Nico ties up his hair, but he also loves running his hands through it. He has an inner struggle every time Nico does so.
Nico’s super romantic in the big gesture sort of way.
Will’s a doof at romance and only knows how to do every day sorts, which Nico never notices.
Nico bites his nails so short they bleed, then he has to hide them from Will to avoid an hour long lecture.
Will is a very intense kisser, easily overpowering Nico.
Nico feels a tingle every time Will touches him. They eventually learn it’s Will’s sun powers mixing with Nico’s shadow powers, but he doesn’t feel it with any other Apollo camper.
Once Nico gets used to Will touching him, he becomes very cuddly, always holding Will’s hand and leaning on him.
When Will proposes, Nico’s so flustered he puts his hands over Will’s mouth and won’t let him finish.