vice grip

[torihaizu]

ok but who else regrets everything they fuckin say

[himejoshikomaeda]

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i have stared at this…. thing, this fucking DEMON for like 10 solid minutes trying to come up with some single phrase to describe fucking awful this is, and i just can’t. this is easily - EASILY - the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life, and that includes the brain surgery i observed when i was in college. everyone on this site fuckin goes on and on about “cursed images” but i seriously feel like this fucking land shark is going to reach out of my computer and eat my face. if i saw a pack of these running towards me down a hill, i would do everything in my power to kill myself before they reached me. i would rather be eaten alive by rats then ever see this again. this is truly, genuinely horrible on both a physical & emotional level. all of this doesn’t even begin to cover how much i hate this fucking thing. this fucking hellhound. this goddamn long-mouthed…… fucking… fuck it. i’m not finishing this. i need to stop looking at this. fuck you

[countrylesbian-moving]

[kittykat8311]

oh shit that’s all me

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I think we’re kind of starting to get away from this but have y’all noticed how in the vast majority of popular media, sex scenes don’t actually tend to involve a lot of talking/fumbling/awkwardness unless it’s for humor or to indicate that the people having sex are a.) probably Wrong for each other somehow or b.) inexperienced, possibly having sex for the first time?

but “good” sex, between people who are experienced and In Love etc, is almost always effortlessly athletic and steamy and they somehow telepathically know exactly what to do. I’m not talking about knowing what their lover enjoys, that’s entirely feasible, but they never even have to coordinate what they’re doing. there’s no “do you want me on top?” or “do you want to do [x]?” or accidentally getting in each other’s way.

the overwhelming message that I’ve always gotten from pop culture is that Good Sex happens without communication and, more dangerously, that needing to communicate is a sign that you’re somehow bad at sex, when in reality that’s almost definitely a sign that you’re, you know, a considerate partner who actually gives a shit about people being comfortable when they have sex with you.  

[napfa]

why doesn’t this have more notes

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

because I posted it less than 12 hours ago; give it time, friend

[thepixiepaige]

Not only that but like, overwhelmingly sex in media is portrayed as this steamy, well-oiled, SERIOUS machine. Like… where’s the fun? Pop culture seems to be so obsessed with this communication-less pantomime of actual intimacy rather than the reality of intimacy going hand in hand with not only consideration but humour and mutual vulnerability.

Sex is by nature so awkward and odd and it NEVER works the way you see in films or on tv. It’s never seamless and perfect and that is not a BAD THING. 

You’re not “doing it wrong” if you’re having problems getting a good rhythm and keep messin’ each other up by trying to help.

You’re not doing it wrong if you’re laughing and talking and not taking it seriously.

And additionally, and now this is a complete tangent from the original point here, but you’re not doing it wrong if you don’t manage to get off or get your partner off.

Sometimes sex is just the action and not the climax and that’s COMPLETELY FINE. My partner and I struggled a LOT with this when we first started having sex because we both had terrible guilt when we couldn’t reach climax or couldn’t get the other off because we felt like that was what the whole point of sex was.

Media puts a lot of PRESSURE on sex and what it looks like that shouldn’t be there and it’s AWFUL.

The focus is just so … wrong. 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

hey @thepixiepaige no big but this is the best commentary anyone has ever added to one of my posts

[blackpyrefly]

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[the-man-of-sorrows-deactivated2]

Photoshoots are fun. And I look fucking amazing.

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[xanaxandcoffee]

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

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panpangul.tumblr.com

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[rachaelroberts-blog1]

Hi I’m Rachael and a month ago my ex dumped me for being “too fat”. It was then I set out to lose weight not for him or anyone else, but for me. My weight and confidence is something I’ve struggled with my entire life. I was able to lose 22 pounds in a month with no change in diet and little exercise. I only went to the gym once or twice a week. What made it possible was a fruit cleanse my best friend recommended. It increased my metabolism and helped suppress my appetite so I didn’t overeat. Today I updated my ex on my progress:

[kanyeresticle]

BODY FAT WASN’T ALL THAT SHE BURNED

[hxnnahbxker]

You’re my inspiration! How much was that cleanse? I’m thinking of trying it

[rachaelroberts-blog1]

GOOD NEWS you can get a free bottle of the cleanse here for only $5 shipping. They’re about to run out if you still want one, the special ends tonight you guys

[idleisland]

[05am]

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