none shall lay eyes upon it,

and my entire tale shall be sealed away, set adrift in the sea of my heart until it disappears along with the seaweed...

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[pitbolshevik]

if only yall focused on actual transphobia that trans men faced as much as you do on some random trans woman on tumblr making a textpost saying she hates men

[pitbolshevik]

like we could be discussing how cis people simultaneously infantilize and sexualize us or how we are routinely left out of conversations about abortion and gynecology or how cis men openly fantasize about forcing us to detransition or how conservatives seem extremely fucking interested in studying how soon we can get pregnant after forcibly detransitioning us or how trans men who DO choose to get pregnant are treated like freaks or how phallo and metoidio are extensively fearmongered about or how people insist that historical figures who lived as men up until their deaths were just gnc women

but no a trans woman said the phrase "birthday boy" once and that's obviously the real pressing issue here

[pitbolshevik]

anyone who tries to convince me that actually being called a birthday boy is oppression is getting blocked btw. you are pathetic.

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[pleuvoire]

also annoying when you make a post about yaoi sex and men come onto it to try and make it about gay sex in real life. this is the women’s fetishizing porn fantasies zone bitch

[towerofglass]

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up

[mercyseb]

Next Year's group project

[strovii]

MOIRAI era I: teaser Read full chapters here

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

[anordinaryseal]

Intimacy

[segmentedleg]

WHAT: Winogradsky columns, initially and after 7 weeks WHEN: 2006 WHO: Tjmhay on Wikipedia

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[yorhaw]

I'm high as fuck and i need some BRIIIIEEEEEE

[bonef1sh]

dicks must be measured in inches because an inch is just a much more crude unit of measurement

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[sunbathe]

yesioppa