YELENA BELOVA’s birthday with the THUNDERBOLTS headcannons .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ϟ ⚡︎
(or the new avengerz)
all photos are from Pinterest !!
i wrote this during class 😀😀
before Yelena joined the thunderbolts, she spent her most of her birthdays probably drinking
might get herself a cupcake and then call Natasha ☹️
BUT THEN SHE JOINED THE THUNDERBOLTSSSSSSSS
Ava, bob and Alexei wanted to do something special
Alexei seems like the type of guy to go all out on birthdays
he decroated the entire living room with balloons and banners
[ BEST GOALIE OF THE WEST CHESAPEAKE VALLEY THUNDERBOLTS]
he stormed into her room singing at 7am with breakfast he made in hand
“LENA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHY ARE YOU STILL IN BED”
“dad im gonna kill you”
the breakfast was ok tho, not the most delicious but it’s the thought that counts
Yelena couldn’t stop smiling the entire time (awhhhshdhhsshsjsj 🥺🥺🥺)
yes this was in fact another time Alexei set three towels on fire
Ava had the idea of surprising her with everyone wearing Yelena’s signature eyeliner
Bob and Alexei thought it was a great idea
John and Bucky were harder to convince tho
I think Bucky would agree to it if they beg long enough
would still sigh and grunt the entire time (possibly add an eye roll in there)
no but like imagine applying eyeliner on Bucky while sitting on his lap and his arms are wrapped around your waist with his greyish blue eyes looking into yours and he’s slightly smirking up at you-
ANYWAYS 😁😁😁😁 (I volunteer as tribute 🙋♀️)
Ava ended up applying it on John while he was taking a nap on the couch, newspaper on his lap and everything
she may or may not have also drawn a cartoon penis on his cheek
and possibly cat whiskers as well
midday however they got called on a mission
this was when thunderbolts started trending on twitter for looking like they either just walked out of an Avril Lavigne music video or haven’t slept in 4 months
YELENA LOVED IT THO(that’s the only important part)
everyone knows yelena loves mac’n cheese
John had an idea to make a Mac’n cheese cake with bob’s help (cuz i firmly believe that bob can cook amazing Mac’n cheese 🤞)
Bob kept telling him it won’t work
but of course John wouldn’t listen
“walker it’s just gonna come out like sludge”
“no bobby you gotta trust me if you bake it it’ll come together i swear”
it came out like Mac’n cheese pie
but the kitchen smelled like Yelena’s heaven
which she greatly, greatly appreciated
“what is thiss😋” AND HER LIL YELENA SMILE AWHHHH
they did end up getting her an actual cake tho
a confetti cake 🥰
however the best part of her birthday didn’t come until later
Yelena was told they had another mission
but when Bob came on the jet too she was like 🤨
“why are you coming with us Bob 🤨”
“well i uh-“ “emotional support😁”- ava
guess where they went
OHIO BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE WEST CHESAPEAKE VALLEY THUNDERBOLTS TRAINEDDD
there were already kids playing there
but they new avengerz being the cheeky lil bitches they are joined 🥰
they totally cheated btw
some kids were on Bucky and John’s back screaming
Alexei was yelling out instructions but no one listened 😔
“NO BOB MY LEFT NOT YOUR LEFT”
Bob was trying his best ok ☹️ we love you for that Bob <3
ava started phasing around to scare the kids
it actually worked and some kid ended up crying
and Yelena was on the ground cackling the entire time
when they went back to the tower they were covered in dirt and mud
convinced that Yelena drew a happy face on John’s back with the mud and everyone was laughing while John’s all like “what are you guys laughing about 🤨😔”
damn idk why people keep drawing things on John in this post
that night when it was time to cut the cake
and everyone was singing happy birthday
John was trying to sing in tune , Bucky looked so done (but he was enjoyed the moment :), Bob was singing along shyly, Ava was clapping while singing and Alexei was the loudest one
after they finished alexei threw yelena up in his air and did the cliche “MY BABY DAUGHTERS ALL GROWN UP☹️🥺”
before they went to bed Alexei told stories of Yelena’s childhood
stuff like her at football training and lil moments with Nat 🥰
she was constantly trying to stop him but the others were laughing so hard
Bob actually fell off his chair
“I didn’t expect you were the type to actually throw a rock at the other teams coach”-walker
“I WAS LIKE 5”
and when yelena went to bed that night
even though she was exhausted and slightly annoyed,
she finally felt like she was home