Ok.

[bonnie-official]

creeper, aaaaaaaawww maan!

SO

[bonnie-official]

do you know: withered Bonnie isn't' FNAF 1 Bonnie. he's actually another Bonnie from Fredbear and friends diner... the more you know...

(While I have no idea when it comes to this specific Official since it’s mainly more shitpost-y TBH, but chances are it likely follows what I do with most of my portrayals of Bonnie in that he and Withered Bonnie are still indeed one and the same - I find it easier (and better IMO) to focus more on what I establish initially and keep developing myself rather than forcing myself to keep the Officials’ (yeah I run several FNAF Officials) lores to matching canon’s (especially with how vague and loose it continues to be NGL))

[bonnie-official]

bonnie... bonnie i think the phone guy stole your face i heard his name was charlie

nah son

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

“i’ll steal your face one day you big purple bunny” 

“you don’t look like the real bonnie with a face” 

[bonnie-official]

[bonnie-official]

bonnie... bonnie i think the phone guy stole your face i heard his name was charlie

nah son

[bonnie-official]

Ok.

[official-bonnie-bunny]

Don’t you get tired of being nice? Don’t you wanna go ape shit sometimes?

[bonnie-official]

As I am you, I say yes. Do it.

[animdude-official-deactivated20]

How do I obtain the ability to speak static

[bonnie-official]

n̷̮͉̥̘͇͔ͮͣ̍͛͆͌̀̄e̽́͒̈ͥͫ͆͗҉̸̮͙͉̹͕̩̘͢͞ͅv͌̐ͧ̉͏̗̬͙̝̰̝̥̲̰̞̫͟͟e̎ͯͫ͂ͯ̆͡҉̥̜̤̝̰͜r̴̓ͫ͗ͫ̾͂̇̃̓ͭ̋̒ͫ͡͏̝̙̭͚̠̱̞̫̣ͅ

[animdude-official-deactivated20]

…never what?

[bonnie-official]

never

[animdude-official-deactivated20]

How do I obtain the ability to speak static

[bonnie-official]

n̷̮͉̥̘͇͔ͮͣ̍͛͆͌̀̄e̽́͒̈ͥͫ͆͗҉̸̮͙͉̹͕̩̘͢͞ͅv͌̐ͧ̉͏̗̬͙̝̰̝̥̲̰̞̫͟͟e̎ͯͫ͂ͯ̆͡҉̥̜̤̝̰͜r̴̓ͫ͗ͫ̾͂̇̃̓ͭ̋̒ͫ͡͏̝̙̭͚̠̱̞̫̣ͅ

[corpserabbit-deactivated2023121]

“Also, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy suck too.”

[bonnie-official]

i’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me

dabbing

[bonnie-official]

I luv you,,,,,bunnie

ok

[bonnie-official]

BUMPER CARSH

[bonnie-official]

*bops nose*

[bonnie-official]

I don't know what's going on here yet, but I seen you t-pose and that's enough to know I'm having a good time

awesome

[official-orky-boyz]

COMEON BOYZ LETZ GO KRUMP SOME GITZ

[bonnie-official]

[bonnie-official]

what if we’re going in eternal and endless loops over and over and have all actually been in officialverse for far longer than we think

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Bonnie, that’s just stupid.”

[bonnie-official]

you can’t disprove it though

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“What if I could?” The alchemist tilted his head to the side.

[bonnie-official]

but you can’t. anything that seems as ‘evidence’ just comes from this specific loop, so doesn’t disprove the idea that time loops in this world.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Well… I bet you can’t summarize equivalent exchange.”

[bonnie-official]

something can be made but in cost something of equal amount/value/whatever/etc must be used up in the making of something. something of a certain power has an equal price. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Bet you can’t tell me what happened to me and my brother Grayson.”

[bonnie-official]

edward and alphonse elric that’s what.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Precisely.” The alchemist smiled and snapped his fingers. A small flame appeared in his right hand. “Alchemy is beautiful, is it not?”

[bonnie-official]

i have no need for alchemy 

[bonnie-official]

what if we’re going in eternal and endless loops over and over and have all actually been in officialverse for far longer than we think

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Bonnie, that’s just stupid.”

[bonnie-official]

you can’t disprove it though

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“What if I could?” The alchemist tilted his head to the side.

[bonnie-official]

but you can’t. anything that seems as ‘evidence’ just comes from this specific loop, so doesn’t disprove the idea that time loops in this world.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Well… I bet you can’t summarize equivalent exchange.”

[bonnie-official]

something can be made but in cost something of equal amount/value/whatever/etc must be used up in the making of something. something of a certain power has an equal price. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Bet you can’t tell me what happened to me and my brother Grayson.”

[bonnie-official]

edward and alphonse elric that’s what.

[bonnie-official]

what if we’re going in eternal and endless loops over and over and have all actually been in officialverse for far longer than we think

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Bonnie, that’s just stupid.”

[bonnie-official]

you can’t disprove it though

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“What if I could?” The alchemist tilted his head to the side.

[bonnie-official]

but you can’t. anything that seems as ‘evidence’ just comes from this specific loop, so doesn’t disprove the idea that time loops in this world.

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Well… I bet you can’t summarize equivalent exchange.”

[bonnie-official]

something can be made but in cost something of equal amount/value/whatever/etc must be used up in the making of something. something of a certain power has an equal price. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.