When owls atttak

24, English, she/her

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[softwaring]

https://twitter.com/pig_page/status/992175772977811457

[shesnake]

Emma Thompson as Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing (1993)

[thenameisdog]

[stevienick]

[why-bless-your-heart]

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

[why-bless-your-heart]

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

I read that as “of lethal age” no less than 3 times

[why-bless-your-heart]

Hobbits receive their license to kill at 33.

[uizi-arts]

“I don’t wanna go…”

[toyboxboy]

13x18 The Dance of Love

[stream]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[eroscestlavie]

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

[pussyflipflops]

[toyboxboy]

13x12 Bad Moon on the Rise

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

[sonnetscrewdriver]

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

[prokopetz]

Wanna know the thing I’ve learned about this year that’s changed how I look at the world more than anything?

Pinsetters.

You know, the machines at bowling alleys that set the pins back up after you’ve knocked them down.

The thing about pinsetters is that they’re oddly difficult to get ahold of. In fact, most models of pinsetter haven’t been manufactured at all since the 1970s; the majority of bowling alleys get theirs secondhand, and competition for the increasingly rare supply of spare parts can be fierce.

You probably knew that there were once over a dozen different varieties of bowling that were popular throughout North America; what you might not know is that most of those varieties have gone extinct not because nobody is interested in playing them, but because the particular kind of pinsetter they require can no longer be obtained in sufficient quantities to keep bowling alleys in business. Indeed, the most common reason for a bowling alley to go under isn’t lack of customers, but having pinsetters that can’t be repaired when they break down because the parts and the institutional knowledge required to do so no longer exist!

Like, people will cross the planet to get their hands on replacement pinsetter parts. It’s like a goddamn post-apocalyptic scavenger hunt out there to keep these ancient contraptions in working order.

For bowling.

I’m sure it’s a metaphor for something or other, but hell if I can figure out what.

[because-i-want-to-see-people]

[henricavyll]

The Princess Bride + Quotes Part 3

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

[somewhatsociable]

I’m sorry, what?

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

[brainbubblegum]

What the fuck…?

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[namingoflights]

Quvenzhané Wallis for Tiffany Aching

I don’t even care what u think

[temporaltransience]

I love this so much, especially because Tiffany’s entire reason for wanting to become a witch is lack of representation.

“And did the book have any adventures for people who had brown eyes and brown hair? No, no, no  … it was the blond people with blue eyes and the redheads with green eyes who got the stories. If you had brown hair you were probably just a servant or a woodcutter or something. Or a dairymaid. Well, that was not going to happen, even if she was good at cheese. She couldn’t be the prince, and she’d never be a princess, and she didn’t want to be a woodcutter, so she’d be the witch and know things,”

[rob-anybody]

‘I make it my business. I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it's my business,’ said Tiffany quickly.