bonquiqui

bonny | 20 | aus

[no-chill-at-all]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

doc: sir we need you to be a donor, your wife needs a blood transfusion

me:

[idiosyncraticdream-deactivated2]

Not sure I understand? Penis reference?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

white people

[holyrackofisles]

im white and this makes zero sense

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

white people please stop rebloggin this post :(

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[gmbencompetence]

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

[therothwoman]

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

[theaveragemo]

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

[theaveragemo]

I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS

[nevaehtyler]

[sixpenceee]

lmao the security question behind one of my accounts was “who’s you’re favorite person in history?” I completely forgot but then remembered my personality and typed “me”. needless to say, I got access. 

[hiq]

[polymachinalives-blog]

yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful but

in my 5 years of working at a fast food restaurant

i have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.

You know who yells at me when the restaurant is busy and their order takes a little longer? When there’s a mistake with their food? Asshole middle aged people.

You know who smiles and says it’s ok? Teenagers and little kids.

[rhymesswith]

Also! You know those “would you be able to donate $2 to Children’s Hospital?” things that food places often do? It’s always the old people who glare and snarl and bitch at me and say no. Like, I’m not judging you for not donating I understand that maybe you already give money or whatevers got your granny panties up your butt. But teens/young adults almost always say “hey sure why not.” Even though many of them work minimum wage jobs / pay student loans. Just saying.

[johnfkennedaddy]

from working in retail i can tell you that older entitled people go out of their way to make your life miserable when suddenly you cant just push a button and fix a problem. they’re the ones that threaten to tell their friends how mis managed our small business is when we dont have their size. or call you stupid to your face if the computer fucks up or go on a tirade when we cant accept a return. like????

[memewhore]

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

The only honest man on CNN

[plasmalogical]

the most trustworthy man on television

[thoughtsof-r]

idk why ppl keep saying this emoji 😬is a smile… cus every time i see it, this is what comes to mind:

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmao

[waystarroyhoe]

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years. 

[steverogersnotebook]

followed closely by not getting kisses on valentine’s day

[letsgetonwithit]

girls don’t want boys girls want the last of us 2

[letsgetonwithit]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

[reverseracism]

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

[bonkai-diaries]

I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like 

[onecrazycarny]

I think this tweet pretty much sums it up

The full article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-voter-lost-home-treasury-secretary-43923824

More Trump supporters regretting their life decisions: https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

[justbadpuns]

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

[erogape-deactivated20250604]

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

[iraffiruse]

[kixied]

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

[robotsandfrippary]

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

[myfemalegaze-blog]

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.