ET phone home

Coolest 18 year old alien around

[neurofish]

it’d be cool if i could…………………function

[bloomflowersbloom]

[justbadpuns]

We started this blog 5 months ago and here’s our top 10 posts of 2015

[ughgeek]

Guess I should follow then 

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Cats.

[audreysparkle]

Adorable little assholes

[alphaflyer]

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[girlnextvore]

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

[burgertv]

[susemoji]

They called me stupid?? well joke is on them I don’t even know what that means

[wickedsymphony]

And that was the date that turned into a six year marriage and a son. [x]

[jesusthedanktank]

In love with this one

[kittypat-daily]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kittypat Daily

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[straightboyfriend]

take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city

[hotgoth]

my nintendog made it to the olympics once so bye hater

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[clestroying]

I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa

[hobrien]