Shannon

[awkwardtrekphotos]

[katpurglar]

You ever wish you could go back in time and ask the costume makers what they were thinking?

[protectspock]

they were thinking that this fucks, next question. 

[somekindaspacecadet]

they were thinking, correctly, that the overarching theme of star trek is tits

[e-b-e]

i’m almost bummed that the queen of england didn’t die in like 2014 bc i would’ve love so see some teenagers drawing some doctor who or sherlock characters mourning the queen or some shit- it would’ve been funny as hell

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[dunmertitty]

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

[weedplantar]

pro tip, if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed or upset for no reason, check the holy trifecta

have i eaten?

have i had water?

have i showered?

these questions will literally change your LIFE. if you’re feeling icky for no reason, there’s a 90% chance it’s one of these.

[callsigndreadfrost]

This tag is way funnier than it has any right to be.

[the-turts]

[tonyalmeida]

[gotterhag]

Protect her…my idol.

[teal-deer]

Y'ever think about what absolute mad decadence we live in that "vanilla" means "plain"

[jordisstigander]

Anytime someone says 'it's just vanilla ice cream' I have to restrain myself from saying, "ah yes, the flavor produced by the seeds of a tropical orchid, a flower which blossoms for a single day before dying, the second most expense spice in the world. Just that."

Historically, the spices I have in my cabinet are an embarrassment of riches. I have there a large container of whole black peppercorns which I grate fresh over my food. Multiple containers of cinnamon because I forgot I already had some. Ginger, cardamom, red pepper flakes, whole cloves and ground, nutmeg and turmeric. Kings and emperors have not eaten food so well spiced.

I have vanilla ice cream in my freezer (cold! frozen! when the rich would pay fortunes to send for ice from mountains to chill fruit in the summers). I am going to put on my silk robe, fix myself a bowl, and feast.

[msjessicaday]

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

[menstru8r-deactivated20210616]

kitty foreman said fuck female socialization

[finalgirldean]

This doesn’t surprise me

[comics-and-things-deactivated20]

Read me a story!

[iconuk01]

Parenting level - God Mode

[napoleanbonafarte]

Duolingo's April fool's thing this year is absolutely hilarious and honestly I wish it was real

[thebootydiaries]

[nicollekidman]

the peak of network comedies

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puertohurraco]

Lads joyous moments

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Kings

[th3-bear-jew]

All of these but unironically

[fortooate]

drinking hot coffee out of clear cups is weird. hide that drink.give it a house.

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[sippingdaisies]

why don’t you watch the season 1 finale of derry girls and maybe you’ll understand the necessity of love and friendship in the face of terror and violence and the enduring hope that keeps humanity going during its darkest moments