Pyramidz 4 lyfe

I had this blog all thought out and then it sort of backfired

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Sorry i didnt know the differences between different metal subgenres... Do you still want head or... Oh... No thats fair ill leave, im sorry...

[armchair-yearning]

Shots fired at Trump rally in Pennsylvania

Shots are fired and Donald Trump has been escorted to a vehicle at a rally event in Pennsylvania. 

[moldavite]

bring back crying with laughter. please. these are such desperate times we need to rotflmao again

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tomorrowillbeyou]

well MY pussy has a fishing minigame.. soooo.....

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[respectfulmemes]

[gorps]

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[kanye-west-he]

likes

[fingers-in-his]

ass

[fingers-in-his]

Please Stop Reblogging This. Tumblr’s New Notification System Is Killing Me. Ple

[fingers-in-his]

Hell Is Not Worth The Price Of This

[stephgrips-deactivated20200826]

they call it aldi cos they have aldi things there

[badgerbunns]

they call it lidl cos they have a lidl bit of everything

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fidnru]

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

[thebeezcnys]

This is honestly a life changing outlook. Thanks for protecting me uterus

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is because humans have one of the most weirdly aggressive pregnancies of the animal kingdom. Most reproduction is fairly cooperative between parent and fetus but in humans it’s outright war and the more I learn about it the more amazed I am that we manage to reproduce at all.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[fashionsensexoxo]

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene. Get kicked out. Set fire to the lawn.

[a-kettle-of-vultures]

Be the final pam you wish to see in the world

[jellyjampie]

I couldn’t not do this.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YOU FIXED IT YOU FIXED THE MEME

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

Honestly I will always be grateful to Brooklyn 99 for giving us “cool motive, still murder” as a quick, no-frills response to all these weak white boy villains with woe-is-me backstories that fandoms inevitably try to woobify.