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How the Mighty Nein Dance

Prompt: “Wondering if you’d be willing to do dancing head canons for the nein. Thanks!” @may878

((did these more of general headcanons than imagines, but i’d gladly do one more focused on how they’d dance with a reader if someone requested it))

Fjord

he is a terrible dancer, it’s pretty endearing

will definitely step on your toes and apologize profusely

he’s so charming, you don’t even notice the way he avoids the dance floor like the plague

Beau

was forced to take ballet lessons growing up, and hated how much she loved it

her movements are fluid and beautiful in a way that doesn’t match her gruff exterior

punches anyone who questions her about it

Caleb

only dances when he’s drunk, or to keep up appearances 

surprisingly good at waltzing, there’s a confidence in his movements that you don’t see very often

loves Nott and Jester’s routines, but won’t admit it

Nott

she used to hate dancing, it was like she was asking for people to look at her

now she frequently dances with Jester, using the most cheesy moves imaginable

loves being picked up when dancing with someone bigger than her

Jester

has always loved dancing, was taught by her mother

graceful when she wants to be, but more often chooses to do goofy moves with Nott

does cute little spins when she’s happy

Caduceus

tries his best to join in during happy dances

a great slow dance partner, he just envelops whoever he’s dancing with

a little clumsy, but doesn’t let that stop him

Yasha

dancing always reminds her of Zuella

the few times she dances, it’s always slow and melancholic

mostly prefers to just tap her foot in the corner and watch her friends

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hi!! i loved your assassin kisses,, would you maybe do one about how they'd dance ? thank you!! have a good one uwu

thank you for your request, just posted!

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Prompt: “i loved your assassin kisses,, would you maybe do one about how they'd dance ?” (anon)

Altaïr

In public refuses to do anything more than tap his foot

In private he’ll rest his hand on the small of your back and pull you close

Nothing fancy, he’s not trained or anything, but a good enough sense of rhythm to be able to lead you

Ezio

the Auditores made sure all their children could dance without making of fools of themselves

Slowdancing used to be his go-to move for impressing ladies

Prefers upbeat group dances, but still loves to slowly sway when it’s just the two of you

Connor

Frequently dances around the house, humming to himself

Isn’t very familiar with Colonial dances but loves to show you Mohawk dances

When you try to teach him how to waltz, he keeps trying to spin and dip you

Arno

Took ballroom lessons when he was very little, but barely remembers any of it

Cares more about keeping you close to him than about dancing well

Will ask you to dance as an excuse to have you in his arms

Jacob

Surprisingly good dancer, especially when he’s drunk

Will punch any Rook who dares to bring it up

Always keeps a hand on your ass when you slow dance with him

Evie

Classically trained in ballet, likes to practice when she knows no one is watching

As elegant and graceful on her feet as she is with a sword

Likes to show off when she slow dances with you

Alexios

Always refused to learn how to dance properly

Begrudgingly took a lesson from Alkibiades to impress you after he kept dodging your requests to dance with him

Tries his hardest to avoid stepping on your toes, not always successful

Kassandra

Decently good sense of rhythm, but terribly clumsy when it comes to anything more than swaying

Enjoys big group dances, because it’s harder to notice when she trips

Loves when you place your head on her chest while you dance

((as always, i struggle with Altaïr because of how little he’s characterized in his game. sorry these are a little short, these Assassin ones are hard because there’s so many of them!))

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MASTERLIST

Full length fics on my Ao3

Critical Role

Mighty Nein x Reader

Sharing a bed with the Mighty Nein

Mighty Nein x shunned royal warlock SO

Caleb x Reader

Domestic Caleb headcanons

Assassin’s Creed

Assassins x Reader

How the Assassins Kiss

How the Assassins Dance

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Hey just found your blog and I read everything already so could you how the Mighty nein would react to their warlock s/o being a part of the Royal family who got shunned for practicing magic?

just posted, thank you for reading my stuff! sorry for taking so long, I’ve been in school, but now that it’s summer I’ll be writing a lot more!

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Prompt: “how the Mighty nein would react to their warlock s/o being a part of the Royal family who got shunned for practicing magic?“ @adryan-scott

So I wrote these, then realized I had no idea whether you meant the whole family was shunned for practicing magic or just the reader, but alas. 

Fjord

he’s so so sympathetic and is always ready to reassure of your place in the M9

can’t get over the fact that he’s dating former nobility, and sometimes tells you that he doesn’t feel  like he’s good enough for you

will call you “your highness” jokingly 

is always skeptical of your patron because he knows what it’s like to be controlled by one

always ready to fight anyone who recognizes you

Beau

she knows what it’s like to have a family of assholes, and starts shit talking royals even more than she used to

you guys bond over all the "manners” you were forced to use growing up

probably recognizes you the first time you meet from her research at the Cobalt Soul, but doesn’t bring up your past until you’re ready to talk about it

when you tell her the story she just says “families are overrated anyways”

doesn’t understand a lot of the magic stuff you do, but cheers you on anyway

makes sure any pages about you in the Cobalt archives are conveniently missing

Caleb

he never tries to talk to you about family anyway, but when your name comes up in a book on the royal family he’s reading, he can’t help but ask

when you tell him what happened, he just pulls you close and whispers “they didn’t deserve you anyway”

helps get you an anti-scrying necklace like his

is embarrassed when he realizes how messy you’ve seen him, and you’re royalty

asks lots of questions about your magic

Nott

she comes to you, upset, when she finds out you were royal, but after you explain that you’re not a part of that anymore, she feels bad for doubting you

she explains that after everything with yeza, she doesn’t trust royalty at all, and is pleased to find out that you feel the same

you notice that she tries to start having better table manners around you, and when you ask she admits that she’s trying to impress you

whenever your family is brought up she goes “fuck those guys!” with a bit too much enthusiasm

Jester

after you tell her the story she states plainly “we’re all the family you need, and we’re way cooler too”

loves how dignified you can act sometimes, and insists that you teach her how to be a “princess”

tries to compliment you every time you cast, so you know that your magic will always be accepted in the M9

if you ever see one of your family’s estates she’ll paint a dick on the wall and look at you with a grin

Caduceus

doesn’t care at all that you used to be royal, in fact he doesn’t even know who your family is, which is new for you

instead he lets you know that you’ll always have a family when you’re with him, and that both the Clays and the Mighty Nein love you for who you are

“y’know, people fear what they can’t understand. that’s why your family feared you. but personally, you’re my favorite enigma.”

whenever you meet someone who he fears might recognize you, he’ll grab your hand and scan their face

you feel safe knowing that he will never judge you for who you used to be

Yasha

like Cad, has no idea who your family is, and is mostly just impressed that you’re kind of famous

she comforts you with cuddles, and always reminds you that it wasn’t your fault

promises to kill any of your family that she meets, with your permission, of course

suddenly feels a lot guiltier about how she used to leave all the time

doesn’t find the differences between the two of you as funny as the rest of the Nein does

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hi!! i saw you write critical role so i was wondering if you could do some hcs for some domesticated caleb/reader? thank you sm :)

just posted it! i hope that’s what you wanted! thank you for the request

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Domestic Caleb x Reader

life in the xhorhaus had become much calmer since the Mighty Nein found the last beacon

more and more often you woke up with Caleb still by your side instead of writing at his desk

most mornings you would turn over to see him already awake, just watching you with a soft expression in his eyes

he would put his thin fingers in your hair and press his lips to yours

getting out of bed is so much harder when a sleepy wizard is holding you close

frumpkin sleeps at the bottom of your bed, warm fur brushing against your toes

gradually Caleb stopped setting the alarm spell each night, finally feeling safe in your home

he cooks dinner for the two of you fairly often, setting up a fancy table with candles that he lights with a flick of his fingers

whenever you cook with him he’ll distract you by holding you from behind, pretending to help while he presses kisses into your neck

he hums and sings softly in Zemnian while doing chores

he loves to slow dance

will pull you in his arms and sing Zemnian into your ear and you rock back and forth together

loves to take you shopping books and components, holding your hand and excitedly pulling you through the streets

he teaches you all of he spells you’re willing to learn, his face lighting up whenever you say the incantation right

never wears the bandages around his arms anymore

his smile becomes a common occurrence, his eyes wrinkling in joy when he looks at you

always content to read books with you in his lap, his chest warm against your back, and you know when he’s finished a page but he still waits for you to finish before he turns it

if you’re not interested in what he’s reading he’ll lay with his head in your lap as you make tiny braids in his hair

you help him shave his face whenever it becomes too scruffy

he tells you almost every day how lucky he is to have you in his life

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Sharing a bed with the Mighty Nein

I realized as I was going through this tag that a. there’s like no critical role x readers and b. none of them include nott! so i’m gonna show some love for my goblin girl and also molly’s not in this because as much as i love him i don’t think he was around long enough that i can write him well. also these all could be taken platonically, but cmon...

Fjord

As soon as he realized there was only one bed in the room he had offered to share with you, his emerald cheeks flushed pink. “You know what, I’ll just sleep on the floor” he croaked, his accent fluctuating between his posh British voice and his former southern drawl. It took a lot of convincing, but you got him to crawl into bed with you. He situated himself on the edge of the bed, taking up as little of the covers as possible, but you woke up at some point in the night with his arms around your waist and his nose buried in your hair. His legs were entangled with yours and you felt his breath fanning across your ear. You curled in closer to him, already imagining his stammering when he wakes up with you in his arms. 

Caduceus 

There wasn’t even a little bit of hesitation when you discovered that you two would have to share a bed, he just discarded his armor and splayed his gigantic form across the bed, exhausted after a nasty encounter with a roc. He opened up his arms to you in an invitation, which you took gladly. You laid flat across his chest, his white fur surprisingly soft where your head fit into the crook of his neck. His pink hair tickled your neck, and you let yourself inhale the strong scent of tea and incense that emanated off of him. “We survived, it’ll be okay, we’re all okay,” he whispered, and you could feel the deep rumble of his voice as it resonated through your chest. You drifted off, feeling the meditative vibrations of his continued assurances slowly transition into a deep snore.

Beau

“I–you’re–I’m not sleeping on the floor,” Beau stammered out upon realizing you would be sharing a bed that night, trying to hide the blush that was evident on her face. “Dibs on this side!” she said, placing her bag on the side closest to the door, and you pretended not to notice when she glanced at you to make sure that was okay. You laid down on your assigned side, trying not to watch her as she curled up, looking surprisingly innocent. In a wave of confidence, you scooted over and put your arms around her, and she let out a little sigh. Quickly, she turned around, grabbed your hips and flipped you over so that you were on her other side. “Sorry, but I like to keep an eye on the door and there’s no way in hell I’m being a little spoon.” You pressed a little kiss to her jawline and turned back around so your back was to her chest. Her deft fingers found their way to your hair,  and she wrapped her other arm around your hips before falling asleep. 

Caleb

“You know what, let me go get another room, ja? On me.” Caleb said when he saw the single queen bed in the room you would be sharing. You insisted it was fine, and he grumbled that a room with one bed shouldn’t be so damn expensive. He did his standard night time ritual, and offered one more time to sleep on the floor, before finally laying down on the very edge of the bed. You grabbed his arm and pulled him closer to you, calling him ridiculous. He let out a deep groan as he resigned to placing a gentle hand on your hip and trying to ignore how neatly your body fit into his. His other arm curled under your head like a pillow, and his whole body emanated heat. As you were drifting off, you heard a quiet voice whisper, “I don’t deserve this,” and you almost couldn’t tell if was real or a dream.

Yasha

“It’s okay, I prefer the ground anyway,” she said as she opened up the door. Without hesitating she placed all of her stuff on the ground, and only bothered to take off her armor before curling up, using her pack as a pillow. It only took you a moment to realize that she was serious, and that no amount of convincing would get her into bed. You figured that if she was going to be on the floor, she might as well be a little bit comfy, so you pulled the blanket and pillows off the bed and laid them next to her. “Mind if I join you?” you asked, and she looked up at you and nodded, a shy smile across her features. You tried for a moment to be the big spoon, but her lion’s mane of curls kept getting in your mouth so she turned over and encircled you in her muscular arms. Her bulky form was surprisingly gentle around you, and the faint smell of flowers filled your nose as you drifted asleep.

Nott

You knew that Nott always took the floor or the bottom of the bed, so when you realized you would be sharing with her you made sure that she would be comfortable. As you entered she immediately went to curl up on the floor, but you perched yourself on the edge of the bed and opened your arms to her. You saw the hesitation in her eyes, but then a toothy grin stretched across her face and a clawed hand went up to cover it. She clambered up into your lap, looking up into your eyes as she whispered a little “Are you sure?” You nodded, and she moved across you to lie down on the bed. You situated yourself behind her, and put an arm across her tiny frame. She let out a quiet purr, almost catlike, and froze in a moment of embarrassment. You kissed the tip of her ear in an attempt to reassure her, and it twitched in response. Not even bothering to get under the covers, you fell asleep with her small form cradled in your arms.

Jester

Upon realizing you would be sharing a bed, she jumped in excitement. “It’ll be just like a sleepover!” You couldn’t help but grin at her response, any hesitation you had disappearing. While doing your respective night time routines, she chattered to you about the Traveler, and the moment she finished she grabbed your hand, pulling you into the bed. Her fingers dart through your hair, leaving little braids in their wake. You continue to chat with her until you find yourself yawning, and you pull her close to you. She whispers a quiet “oh” and looks at you, cheeks flushed with pink. She lays her head on your chest, one arm curling around your waist and the other trapped underneath you. After pressing a gentle kiss to your cheek, she falls asleep, her fingers tracing words onto the exposed part of your hip.

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How the Assassins kiss

haha first post time baybee

Altaïr

he’ll pull you into him, firm hands on your hips

he always pulls away first and takes a step away, like he’s scared of taking too much

his calloused hands tilt your chin up towards him

when he kisses your hand in greeting his lips linger a bit too long, and he’ll avoid your gaze

when he gets you alone his kisses take your breath away

his hands will roam your body, desperate to take in as much of you as possible

Ezio

his favorite feeling is your legs around his waist and your hands in his hair

he’ll always pull you into his lap, or press your back against a wall

he could kiss you for hours if he could

“just a little longer” as he peppers kisses across your face and neck

he loves when you kiss his scar

will kiss the top of your head as he holds you in his arms

also-- massive fan of the spiderman kiss

Connor

his kisses are gentle, often interrupted by the feeling of him smiling against your lips

he’ll nuzzle into your neck and press sloppy kisses on your jaw

loves to gently bite your bottom lip as he pulls away

he tends to prefer a cuddle session over a makeout session, but he’s happy as long as you’re in his arms

will tangle his hands in your hair if given the chance

he’s always running off somewhere, and will kiss your forehead or the tip of your nose as a goodbye

Arno

he kisses like it’s a battle, one you had no chance of winning

he holds you against him desperately, like he’s afraid you might disappear

when he pulls away he’ll press his forehead against yours, eyes scanning your face

will leave love bites in hidden places, a reminder that all of this is real

loves to drag his thumb across your lips

his kisses always leave your lips feeling swollen, and aching to feel him again

Evie

she definitely isn’t the one to initiate the first kiss, but all the ones after that are her

sometimes she’ll march up to you, pull your chin up and kiss you, then move along like nothing happened

this is the most she’ll kiss you in public, but in private is a different story

she loves to press tiny kisses on your nose, temple, forehead, ear, anywhere she can reach

her kisses always leave you stunned, and desperate for more

she’ll whisper sweet nothings into your ear when she pulls away

Jacob

he’s never content with just a peck, even a kiss on the cheek will turn into a full-on makeout session

he’ll pull you into his lap, hands gripping your thighs

his beard is scratchy, but in the best way possible

he’ll leave hickies all over your neck and collar bones, almost daring people to comment on them

a pull on his hair is accompanied by a groan and “you’re killing me, you know that?”

will pull gently on your bottom lip with his teeth, smirking at your expression

Alexios

he loves to stand by your side, his arm around your hips and his lips on your temple

will break apart just to look at you for a moment, thumb stroking your jaw

he loves when you tug his hair, but he’d never admit that

he’s surprisingly gentle for his gruff demeanor

except for if he seems someone hitting on you, then he will march up and make sure everyone knows you’re taken

his hands always seem to find their way to your ass

Kassandra

she always initiates kisses, your first kiss was probably her getting tired of not having you in her arms

loves to recieve little kisses on the nose or forehead

she’ll kiss the back of your hand when you’re holding hands

loves having your legs around her waist as she holds you against a wall, leaving lovebites on your neck

definitely not shy about kissing you in public, loves making Barnabas uncomfortable with PDA

when things start heating up she’ll carry you bridal style to somewhere more private