jayden onyx

20 | he/him | love me some cartoons

[boogaloser]

looks like my account got hacked! whoopsies!

sorry for the epic spam post!

[kmartofficial]

We’re proud to announce that the Homestuck cosplayers who were peeling up and eating the linoleum tiling in home appliances at our Ridgewell Heights store have been shot to death by police in collaboration with our recently hired security team from Pinkerton.

[rosequart]

↳ pencil tests by james baxter

[honeycranes]

I want to meet James Baxter one day so that I can say I’ve seen god with my own two eyes

[ghostlysleuth]

happily ever after never ends.

[zendayascoleman]

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

[catboy-prussia]

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

[hugealienpie]

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

[pearl-likes-pi]

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[cherryspliced]

GIMMEE YER DAMN LOOT!!

and all of your cute Vault Hunters

[jellyfishspecial]

An Adventure Zone AU where everyone wears high fantasy clothes except the Reclaimers. Thier home plane wore modern clothes, and even if they can remember it, they are just Really Drawn to cargo shorts for some reason. They’re Cool Taako, And I Can Carry Steven In One Of The Pockets, Stop Laughing.

They all stick out like sore thumbs.

Also this post is true:

@mspainttaz

[mspainttaz]

THE hottest and most valid take

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[kylesquips]

DnD inspiration

Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

[kylesquips]

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE (GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!)

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[parkernoir]

I don't know if you've seen spider-cop but

[stainedglass-daredevil]

oh you mean spiderman: class traitor edition

[fartsandprayers]

Narc

[fanwright]

I mean, I think it looks cool

[parkernoir]

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

imagine a calico cat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

now tabby

[bugleaguechew]

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

sorry

[solidsnake]

mozart kinda fell off after caramelldansen was released

[cascaslament-deactivated2020092]

mozart literally write a full opera about you, calling you a weeb if he heard you

[solidsnake]

caramelldansen ended his career and his life

[depsidase]