Reasons 🫵YOU🫵 should try shipping snakecumwar
1) Shen Yuan has two hands
2) Zhuzhi Lang had two dicks
3) Zhuzhi Lang can cure without a cure
4) Three great tastes (Zhushen, Liushen, and snakewar) that taste great together
5) Snakewar are complimentary in their service based love for Shen Yuan + they would both die for him
6) Snakewar are about evenly matched in a fight
7) Shen Yuan is a monsterfucker
8) Zhuzhi Lang deserves for two of the most beautiful men on earth to tell him he’s pretty
9) putting Binghe in the cuck chair is fun
10) Liu Qingge is a monsterfucker
12) Liu Qingge would enjoy being flirted with demon style, but Zhuzhi Lang is familiar enough with humans to flirt with Shen Yuan like a human
13) Tianlang Jun wouldn’t be Liushen’s father in law
14) all of them are capable of sharing
15) Shen Yuan gets a freak nasty creature to study
16) snakes are inherently sexy
17) Liu Qingge could be completely physically overpowered in bed
18) oviposition + heat cycle potential
19) all of Shen Yuan’s littlest disciples could hold Zhuzhi Lang’s tail to guide them
20) give Binghe even weirder complexes once Shizun is legally related to him