Danno don't surf

Give me all The Danno Whump and Steve Angst, please.

[scalpelsister]

Twin Wolves Ghost of Yotei (2025)

[mosskley]

started watching hawaii 5-0 (in the big 2025 i know) so i could understand danny and steve’s relationship and characters better (have been thinking about writing a seal!buck fic)

lol why is mcdanno worse than buddie like genuinely how did any of the og viewers survive this they’re unbearable. married couple fr, calling each other babe, the way they are so comfortable with each other, their nattering and bickering

like buddie is so iconic but i’m sorry, mcdanno is actually taking over my life why are they like that how did they never become canon there is no way they didn’t have even a little romantic projected writing. and i heard that even the actors were down for canon mcdanno and the show never went for it???

og h5-0 fans, you are all so impressive for surviving this unbearable (and unresolved) sexual tension

[ghostextremist]

[buddiequeerbait]

[chewbacca]

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (2016) dev. Naughty Dog

[singharit]

Now, I’m not a fella to pass a quick judgement, but I’ve been around long enough to know you don’t hire a saint to catch a sinner. RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ► Good, Honest, Snake Oil

[holyfoal-moved-deactivated20230]

“middle aged women shouldn’t participate in fandom” and you think it’s teenagers that are writing those brilliant, incisive 100k fics of your favourite characters

[herotovillain]

Louder.

[headspacedad]

or who write the shows/movies/books your fandoms are based on

[beardedmrbean]

There is a line

Where things start to get really really creepy and weird.

[madlori]

no there fucking is not

ETA: lemme clarify.

individuals can absolutely act in ways that are creepy and weird. sending other fans hate anons, for example. harassing creators on twitter. but those behaviors aren’t unique to an age group. in fact in my observations, they’re more common in younger fans. older fans tend to know where the line is.

but no age group’s presence in fandoms is inherently creepy and/or weird.

[lwoorl]

Group of women: Are unapologetically enthusiastic about some media in a way that hurts literally no one

Some asshole: My god! Adult women enjoying something! So creepy!!!!

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.

[satansgaycousin]

The man breaks into my home through the chimney, forgive me for thinking he's also capable of cannibalism

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[bloodraven55]

zuko’s hair remains the greatest glow up in the history of animation

[pakkasenpuremia]

Steve

has

this

one

face

when

Danny

is

around

[marciellesmusings]

It’s the ‘I’m completely bessotted with this man and every word that comes out of his mouth’ face

[teruel-a-witch]

they really were insane for this. the common trope/joke is that men don't even remember their wedding anniversaries, let alone the exact day they met their 'best bro', how is this not deservingly considered one of the most romantic moments in history? THIS LOVESICK FOOL HAS BEEN COUNTING DAYS SINCE HE'S MET HIS DANNO.

[teruel-a-witch]

Is It Really An Invasion Of Personal Space When It's Welcome? or the one where steve and danny grew very comfy with each other insanely quick

they are sitting on separate isles but somehow on top of each other, danny squarely between steve's legs. guys, do you ever softly gaze at your totally platonic bro as you open your legs to be his armchair?

and lest you think it's just steve...

danny casually leans on steve's thigh to talk to chin, so clearly he doesn't mind using steve as comfortable furniture ;)

of course, steve doesn't tolerate danny's attention being elsewhere for too long

mr 'I'm Gonna Burn Holes In The Side Of His Head With My Gaze Till He Looks At Me'. putting their faces so close it looks like we are seconds away from the money-shot from the certain angle. ('aw no kisscam?' steve and danny probably when the game gets interrupted)

the way steve is at the perfect position to put his chin on top of danny's head and danny could lean his head against steve's chest and it wouldn't be too much of a stretch

that's how cozy and close they are, two weeks after knowing each other.

of course this position puts danny at a disadvantage because while it gives steve a great view it doesn't give danny any view of steve, which just won't do

so he literally turns his entire body mid-sentence just to look at steve, going out of his way because the view is worth it (and yes it's a whole new separate occasion he cranes his neck all the way than the previous one).

the way he gapes, oh yes, the view is worth a crick in his neck.

when you think about how these two are people with massive trust issues both due to their occupation and past trauma, it's even more amazing how their personal bubble is fully open for each other from the get-go. their connection is so powerful and instantaneous their bodies let each other in even before their minds caught on. if it were an invasion then the guard at the gate just lowered the bridge and surrendered happily.

[bookemfangirl]

also wanna put in the fact that within the first season, they haven’t even known each other a year, Grace starts calling Steve “Uncle Steve” like it’s the most natural thing in the world! 

[cleaverqueer]

'Shipping is such an unnatural way of consuming media' When I was 5 yrs old before we had a home computer, I pretended my orange crayon and my pink crayon were married bc I liked how they looked together. Fucking relax.

[whumpster-dumpster]

i thought my whump awakening was zuko taking the hit for katara in the avatar finale but i just realized it was actually inigo montoya getting stabbed in the princess bride which i watched MUCH earlier, me and whump go way back

It's surprising sometimes to think about how many of us had a whump awakening in early childhood!