sami :)

hi hi i don’t repost anywhere except my instagram: @bookish_tings

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annabeth: i don’t know how i’m going to greet percy. should i shake his hand, kiss him, judo flip him?

piper: wait till he gets onto the ship

leo: play romantic music

piper: dim the lights

leo: get a knife

annabeth: ...continue

piper: stroke the edge of the knife

leo: and go “welcome back, i’ve been expecting you”

jason: i’m sorry

annabeth: *leaving to get her dagger* don’t be

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percy: hey guys

hazel: hi hi

nico: die

percy: aww look it’s nico’s monthly visit to the outside world

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frank: I HAVE HICCUPS HELP ME

jason: drink water. upside down.

leo: stab your throat

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frank: this girl keeps annoying me, but i don’t want to be mean and tell her to leave me alone

leo: no frank, be toxic, yeet her

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fanfic/ one shot ideas that i’d love to see (or maybe write)

- journalist annabeth who is assigned to uncover some of the secrets of a rising pop star percy’s past

- guitarist percy meets pianist annabeth at a musician’s holiday party

- annabeth inheriting a mansion in europe on her eighteenth birthday and moving to live there and meeting percy, a local

- detective annabeth who has to solve a mystery behind the attempted murder of a millionaire’s son, percy

- all of the main characters we know are mysteriously invited to a mansion where they have to solve a mystery to be let out

- ocean’s eleven except replace them with pjo and hoo characters

- the seven are sent to the future where there is no one left and the world is in flames and they must figure out what happened

- famous author annabeth and model and singer percy pretend to date to help promote their products (enemies to lovers type beat)

- the 100 x pjo

- daughter of a rich upper east new yorker annabeth leaves the city for mysterious reasons and returns only to have changed and falls in love with son of aspiring author percy

- a modern retelling of lancelot, guinevere, and king arthur, cept with a annabeth, rachel, and percy

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Percy: fun fact, actually really, really sad fact, my girlfriend’s cousin doesn’t like the color blue 😖

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things that gravity falls taught me:

- i really, REALLY want a twin now

- summer adventures are underrated

- sweaters

- pigs are amazing, who am i kidding, pigs have always been amazing

- don’t make deals with strange, ancient, triangle shaped, one-eyed entities no matter how flattering they are

- re watching tv shows you watched as a child is a good idea

- brb on my way to oregon

- ?soos?

- in fact don’t make deals with any entities

- trust nO oNe

- little ‘psychic’ shits with ~weird hair~ should not be trusted

- shape shifters will never not freak me out

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christmas headcannons

every year percy, leo, and frank decide to stay up and catch santa delivering presents but they fall asleep within an hour of waiting

annabeth is the only one out of the seven who can successfully open her presents before christmas without getting caught

nico would love matching pajamas, he’d complain sure, but secretly he looooves them

leo makes all his gifts

hazel makes the most delicious baked goods like DELICIOUS

piper is the only one of them that can fake emotions when given ~not so amazing~ gifts

percy eats the cookies sally leaves for santa

jason always gets a brick as a present, no one knows who it’s from *cough* piper and percy *cough*

piper loves apple cider, yup

hazel hangs misteltoe everywhere, eVerywhere

leo dresses up as Santa Claus and bothers nico and will every christmas

the aphrodite cabin makes it their job to find everyone a date by christmas morning

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leo *waiting for annabeth and percy to come back from their ~date~ to rat them out*: hehehhe

nico *sneaking downstairs at 2 am for food*

leo *swivels in chair*: AND WHERE WERE YOU-

nico:

leo:

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Nico: you know, if i had a nickel for everytime i was turned into a plant, i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Leo *eating flaming hot cheetos*: mood

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Leo: You know, Nico is so random. He’ll be talking about eating McDonald’s and then suddenly start raising an undead army to conquer the world.

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things julie and the phantoms taught me:

- the mean bitch isn’t the only one that has to have style

- to obtain a hot ghost boy band you must ~sacrifice~ your musical mother

- charlie i’m willing to sacrifice for you

- JEREMY SHADA VOICES LANCE MCCLAIN

*dies*

- unsaid emily; no words

- some shows can still produce good music

- don’t fall in love with someone the minute they fall out of love with you

- get yo self a bsf like flynn

- alex+willie=<3

- when you make money of your dead friends’ music without giving them any credit and they end up haunting you and still make a name for themselves 😗✌️

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i feel like grover underwood is the character i can relate to the most.

i too love enchiladas and percabeth.

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okay so the sEcOnd ship ima be rating is jiper, now i have mixed feelings about this ship so i want to start of with a disclaimer saying that this is mY opinion and that you are welcome to disagree with me, just please be nice about it :)

also ✨spoiler alert✨ if you haven’t read ToA

okie so regarding both of their characters i feel like they could have been more developed, i wish jason had more of a personality and i wish uncle rick had made piper have a bigger part in the story line cause i feel although her character did do a lot of things, there was a lot that piper was capable of that we didn’t get to see. as a ship i don’t really ship it. i mean it’s a really cute ship and i can totally see it, but i feel like they both needed to find themselves before they were ready to be in a relationship. i also feel like piper wanted to make their relationship like percabeth’s and i think thats why the broke up tbh, they wanted to be like percabeth instead of being themselves and set their expectations too high. i really like them as a couple though, and maybe if they were able to realize that they couldn’t have percabeth’s relationship because they wEreN’T percabeth then they could have had a really good relationship. but ofc this is just my opinion, feel free to disagree :))

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THINGS VOLTRON HAS TAUGHT ME

- if your name is lance and you have a ‘rivalry’ with a hotheaded emo guy named keith who has a mullet and you guys make sarcastic jokes at the others expense but when it truly matters you’re a great team cause klance then you’re soulmates

- if you push a lot of levers and buttons and scream a lot you can successfully destroy a galra cruiser

- klance is beautiful

- to have a good tv show you need aMazHAng characters, like fuck the plot all i care about is the crew

- wHen i sAy VOL, yOu sAy TRON

- leith is beautiful

- when analyzing a kids tv show for the tRuE feelings and thoughts of a character look at wikipedia

- ‘wE hAd a bOndiNg mOmEnt’

- dont be an animal, color code

- it’s very fUn to start a tv show after your friend and then finish the show in like a week while your friend is still stuck on the second season *cough* isha you sad, dissapointing rat *cough*

- hunk is an icon

- having a super high tech, magical arm tends to make things easier

- space uncle coran. nuff said.

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okay so the first ship im gonna rate is percabeth and yes i’ll get arnd to doing solangelo and jiper and fierrochase and frazel and others soon enough hehe but first percabeth;

okay so percabeth is 100% my OTP like i love them so much and they are soulmates and are meant to be together. they have the cutest scenes and AHKAJAJ I SWEAR THIS FANDOM HAS SUCH AMAZHANG FAN ART SJAJAK aNd wE’rE gETTiNg aN aDaPTiOn HAAJAJA and i know there are perachel shippers out there and everything and i respect their opinion and i mean i even get why they ship perachel but i always liked rachel more as a friend to percy aNd annabeth ajahajajk idk but ive always had this what if thought like what if rachel kissed percy and they got together and then percy lost his memory bUt rEmeMbEreD aNnAbEtH and then they went into tartarus together and aDmiTtEd tHeiR tRuE fEeLinGs for each oThEr AHAJAAJAJJ just a thought but i would love to see that hehe. anyways percabeth. a bajillion out of ten ship and one of the best ships in the world. actually i tHinK percabeth is what got me iNtO shiPpiNg sjajjajaj but yes amazhang ship and totally love their characters and connection hehe

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THINGS THAT TUA TAUGHT ME

- to have an interesting life you need to be banging a mannequin

- and have superpowers

- ig we aint all born cOoL

- dont time travel

- but if you do, do it right

- coffee but make it ✨black✨

- cults are cool

- who am i kidding. i already knew that.

- dOnT tiMe tRaVeL

- suspect anyone who carries a briefcase 🤨

- if people tell you you aren’t special you’re most likely a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up the moon

- i hEaRd a rUmoR...