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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Origami Around
izzy's playlists!
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Three Goblin Art
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Keni
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
taylor price
will byers stan first human second
Cosimo Galluzzi
Discoholic 🪩
DEAR READER
we're not kids anymore.
RMH
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@bookishobsession
Amy Schumer appearing on stage, looking very unenthusiastic to be there, referring to herself as “beautiful theatre actress” and using the word “mansplaining” to describe a character from a 50+ year old musical might be the worst thing to happen to the Tony Awards.
We just going to ignore the fact that Shaw would’ve 100% supported that description of Henry Higgins?
I’m coming out of hiding just to say CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS?!?
people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the media
people who lie: the media
conclusion: i am going to drink lava
I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava
Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.
each House meet Muggles....
RAVENCLAW
GRYFFINDOR
HUFFLEPUFF
SLYTHERIN
mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form
dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
I’m starting to think dragons have it right. Hang out in a cave with all your favorite stuff and if anybody tries to bug you, you just blow fire at them and go back to sleep.
Hogwarts Aesthetics + Ravenclaw
They are, easily, the smartest person you know. It’s not a number on a paper, or a grade on an exam, but the fact that every time they open their mouth you feel everything makes sense. Like their words turned on the lights in your brain.
They solve puzzles you would never understand, but you desperately want to.
They don’t look like a genius, though. On the contrary. They dress in crazy original ways, dye their hair every few weeks and do and say whatever they feel. You have never seen someone being so unapologetically themselves.
They are puzzles you would never understand, but you desperately want to.
You find them on a week afternoon, still on their pajamas. They sit on their bed, with a lost expression and a cup of tea, so deep in thought that the day has gone by without them taking notice.
They are puzzles you could never really put together, but you desperately want to.
Some days, their mind is an ocean so deep you fear they will drown. No answer is enough, no solution. They will spend days without end, stubbornly looking for a new answer to a question they don’t yet know. They seem to have all the answers, but they still feel they have none.
They are impossible puzzles falling apart. They are full of missing pieces, but you desperately try anyway, because can see the beauty unveiling with every new part they find.
7. Muggleborn ravenclaws resorting to answering “42” whenever they can’t work out the door’s riddle
Consent is like a traffic light.
When they say ‘stop’, you stop.
When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.
When they say ‘go’, you go.
And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.
For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.
MY truck.
I will run you over.
Don’t lie one of the best things in this damn film was how Fred’s butler literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about anything
Tied up? Run around by a girl in a super suit? Whatever.
Marshmallow man wants a bro fist? Makes the weirdest frickin noise? No shits given.
Fred’s butler fandom
Fred’s dad has been a super hero for how long? Heathcliffe has had more than enough time to get used to all this super bullshit.
tl;dr - Redditor whining about being friendzoned gets politely told.
This needs to be reblogged until every immature little asshat on the planet gets the message.
if you hate steve carlsberg, i’m going to need a ten page argumentative paper explaining what happened that caused you to be so incorrect
OKAY BUT- Imagine Steve and Cecil's sister starting to date and Steve gets the courage to tell her about the charts and things in the sky and then she just kinda smiles and is all like "Teach me how to see them too?" And he knows he cant teach her but he still says yes and so she just sits and listens to him rant about them in the sky sometimes....
Dear Steve Carlsberg,
We’re sorry.
Sincerely,
Everyone in the Welcome to Night Vale fandom
But every time I look up, I see them. Glowing arrows in the sky, dotted lines and circles, a great chart that explains it all, and I ask you, how can I know all of this? How can I understand, and not try to explain? How can I see the dotted lines so bright and tangible, and deny them?
You will not change my home town! You will not change my stepbrother! And, Kevin of Desert Bluffs, you will not change, or fix, or do anything at all to my little girl!
- Steve Carlsberg being an awesome dad
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I just had to draw Steve being a loving and caring dad because he is. I’m not sure about how I drew Steve though, so he might change in the future. I’m pretty solid on my Janice HC though!
