[boredpanda]

[capsgrantrogers]

CHRIS EVANS on instagram

[animalrates]

He sneaks into his neighbours garage every few days to steal hugs from their dog. This is cute af. Inspirational. 13/10

[localtiktoks]

This is sooooo funny because A. They’re.. in public? B. He puts on the goggles to start punching the air and C. She says “Don’t hurt him!” as if he’s.. real..

[gahdamnpunk]

[honor-is-all-we-know]

Dictatorship technically

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

how the fuck do you claim copyright on a type of potato

[marisatomay]

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

[marisatomay]

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

[original-missif]

How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever

[kyraneko]

That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard

[themiscyra1983]

Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me

[kyraneko]

OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me

[bananacracker33]

Charlie Weasley Just Wanted To Play With Dragons a fond reminder by me

[slytherellin]

If There Were Zero Expectations For Lockhart From The Start, Did He Technically Let Us Down? An inquiry

[rhosie-wayout-there]

You’re Technically Correct, You Can’t Be Let Fown If You’re Already On The Ground an amused afterword

[simonalkenmayer]

How Professor Flitwick valiantly fought racism and defended a castle without condescending to the children beneath his care even once, a brief monogram, by me.

[shadow-daughter]

Professor Flitwick allowed the bullying of Luna and theft of her belongings for years and appointed one of her bullies to Prefect, a tiny footnote

[simonalkenmayer]

We Have No Way Of Knowing If The Adults Were Ever Told, a small list of times that our main characters lied to prevent interference or oversight.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Luna Was Going Round Putting Up Wanted Posters For Stuff That Went Missing And Cheerfully Telling Anyone Who Asked That Other People Had Taken Them, The Adults Could Have Found Out If They Wanted To Know, a post it note from me.

[b-morevony]

The REGALIA, the beauty, the pride. Yes little sisters!

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is so precious!!!

[sanesparza]

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[stevienick]

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

[livelaughlacroix]

[psychodelicategirl]

AN ICON

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psychictoastmaker]

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

[miranova23]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[softgrungepug-deactivated201901]

[albatraozbynature]

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

[teaboot]

Every person in a position of political power should have their daily needs matched to the lowest class of their country.

[teaboot]

You make $6 an hour now, Mr. Congressman, and you’re not allowed to sit down or take breaks during your 7.5 hour daily shift. If you don’t like that, then you’re welcome to make some changes

[betthearm]

This.

[norcross]

i’ve never understood being able to enact laws that will never impact you

[teenscoolest]

[b99things]