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Heres to the kids who maybe can’t deal with things around them so they dive into their favorite book, show, band or movie to help them cope. Heres to the fangirls and fanboys who have alot going on and the only thing that makes them feel at peace is their fandoms and friends.

You are not a loser, you are not headed nowhere just because you haven’t gotten to where you wanna be. Everything will be okay. My dms are always open. You can do that thing you think you can’t and you’re fucking beautiful.

studyrose

blonde is definitely one of the greatest albums in the history of forever

ig: @chey.barton

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snow days

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My piece for @allurazine ❤︎

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guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark- me: [already asleep]

flurrin

guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–

me: [literally in a coma]

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Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.

Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.

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untitled by crowdedteef on Flickr.

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

lesbirdan

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

hermionegranger

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

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One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

thomrainierskies

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

mirab3lle

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

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I’m literally wheezing in laughter (literally with the literal meaning) at the what’s your problem one

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“How is someone less human if another has shared their love and flesh?”

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demondarlington

“You seemed so far away,“ Miss Honey whispered, awestruck. “Oh, I was. I was flying past the stars on silver wings,” Matilda said. “It was wonderful.”

literature posters; matilda by roald dahl