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[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[punkrorschach]

Has this already been done?

[street-bleach]

[alookatmythoughts]

it’s Christmas time hoes ;)

5’7, 110lb, 15ys

[youtreau]

Joseph’s Machines

[traitorous-bastard]

[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[teathattast]

corcle time

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[violaslayvis]

‪This will be our new lives if capitalism continues to exist‬

[robogenko]

Just so you all know, the fire was likely caused by a private electric company, that essentially has a monopoly here, and could have been prevented if they shut off power in that area for only a few hours.

They chose not to because they wanted to maximize profit potential. This was more important to them than the entire town of Paradise.

No Corporation is your friend. No Corporation will ever care about the good of others unless it is profitable to do so.

[working-class-wizard]

I live here and I can verify the statement above and add that this is PG&E’s fault and that they’ve lobbied against much need infrastructure upgrades.

[skinnyaphrodite]

anyone: *displays a normal and healthy relationship with food and their body*

me: weird flex, but okay

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[sculpturesix]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

She haunts me in the best way possible

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

I think about this video all the time

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

yooooo

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™: