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Morrissey’s just dropped a list of people, nations, himself and fictional characters who have ‘wronged him’ and it is of course marvellous. for the record i too find Canadians revolting but Moz – Kate Bush? – how could you (sob)

biflyingbirds

I'm so disappointed this was fake, and even more disappointed Morrissey hasn't already done one

#English version of hacking Taylor Swift’s Twitter just to change her pronouns #this is great though. Johnny Marr three times and the entire nation of Canada.#gets better the longer you look at it frankly #Morrissey

gracklesong

I would be pretty surprised, personally

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

#devastating line by MaltaToday (I assume a real news site) noting that they lost the match #making the line ‘in the end it doesn’t even matter’ apropos #I am only barely paraphrasing

Getting brain damage from pissing myself off (going in the tag for Obsession).

#he’s a bad guy we saw that he was a bad guy. you don’t need to be deliberately reading him in bad faith.#‘oh Nikki must have felt so uncomfortable with him before the movie’ yes she clearly insisted he come to trivia because she hated him.#also the person who said he chose not to cancel the wish even though it was an option:#don’t comment on movies if you watch them while on your phone perhaps #there’s plenty of material in or supported by the text if you want to Bear bash!#Obsession spoilers #Obsession 2026

trans-girl-nausicaa

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

#literally prev tags!!#why are the pants in a 26 not 26 inches in the waist?#</prev>#I don’t need vanity sizing to flatter my ego. i need to be able to buy clothes based on my measurements!!

Thank god I don’t post my Spotify Wrapped online, lest I have to explain to someone why there’s a song called “Bad Porno” on there this year.

#it is a good song #and nowhere near as explicit as that title makes it sound #but the takeaway in December will not be ‘oh you’re right that is a good riff on the bridge’

stealingpotatoes

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

#let’s hear it for emotional regulation and a steady paycheck!!

pseudomantis

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

#that’s the original version of that Julia Child post??#basketball #<I only ever watched college basketball and not for years now. just tagging since I have a baseball tag

orioles4lyfe

#hell yeahhhh #baseball #Chicago White Sox

lonelyroommp3

I WON'T SETTLE FOR A GUY WITH A FAKE JOB HE SEEMS SO DESPERATE FOR LOVING BUT BABY I'M NOT!!!!!!!

Olivia Rodrigo expectations is about to go platinum in my office.

#I am having suuuuch a good music week #listened to three new albums!#Girl So In Love #Olivia Rodrigo

strawberryblondebutch

Insane person household

#STOP is this real??

gif87a-com

back-that-sass-up

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

ladymarlboro

i love how the crowd goes nuts

#baseball #I love you America’s pastime

the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

mariacallous

Wish I trusted my boss to not forget about the first question I asked him when I ask him a second one. I’m accumulating such a queue.

#a woman can only send so many Slack messages that go ignored you know?#whine to five

heavensenthousepet

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

#especially when the work is being translated. people trusted you!#also do not censor swear words in the captions

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