Once Upon A Time...

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[thematicallycoherent]

I can finally post my pieces for the @ravencyclebigbang !! For @violettfemme ‘s Pride and Prejucice AU, which you can read here

These were inspired by regency style playing cards, which I thought was fitting for the Georgian era in Pride and Prejudice

[dm-eddie]

@clericwill ur wish is my command!!!!! 

[petalsforarrmor-deactivated2024]

Alexei complaining that the slurpee was strawberry not cherry, when he specifically asked for cherry.

[andrewjostenzarchive]

me, blowing a kiss at the sun: for jeremy knox

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[minyardjostenrivalry]

the thing i most appreciate about the foxhole court is how fuckin buckwild it commits to being from chapter 1. like the initial description of andrew is “the foxes’ deadliest investment” and you’re like “haha that probably just means he’s really good at exy” and then it’s just like lmao joke’s on you this man has literally killed someone. neil and kevin once watched neil’s father cut someone into a hundred pieces, because that’s a thing that sometimes just fuckin happens in life. angsty cigarette reflections. face tattoos. lying about your age and probably a lot of other things. it’s really all out there on the table and I respect that.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How would you entertain the fae courts if you were taken away by them?

this sounds suspiciously like an interview

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[sweetshiitakemushrooms]

i’m convinced neil josten’s insta/twitter bio is “stressed, blessed, and exy obsessed” breathe if u agree

[hoforcrows]

The Dregs as John Mulaney quotes

Kaz: WE WANT A GIFT! BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY!!!

Inej: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.

Nina: Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs. 

Mathias: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Wylan:  I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’

Jesper: I never talked to my dad about that, but I figured I’d tell all of you.

Kuwei: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood.

[thepalmettofoxes]

Neil: Listen, Kevin, I know we don’t always see eye to eye—

Kevin: That’s because you’re too short.

Neil:

[nickyklose]

criminology sophomore and PSU’s most talented exy goalie,

[marshmallsy]

“Tell Jesper he’s missed. Around the Slat.”

From Kaz, that was as good as a bouquet of flowers and a heartfelt hug – and it would mean the world to Jesper.

[abovethemists]

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

[darthmelyanna]

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”

[bumblewyrm]

My other favorite Colin Firth quote:

[wesawbears]

Before Neil, Andrew understood sex. He had spent eons taking apart every dynamic, regaining control, understanding and managing every reaction of his body.

What he didn’t count on was hours spent kissing Neil with no sign of things getting more heated than the lazy pace they started at. He didn’t understand a foot tapping his during a meeting and finding Neil’s lazy smile. He didn’t know what to make of waking up to Neil’s hands curled by his chest and feeling the urge to kiss his knuckles.

He didn’t understand, but Andrew never met a challenge he couldn’t take

[incorrect-allforthegame]

Jeremy: Jean, what do you do when you and your best friend both want to ask the same guy out but neither of you have dibs ‘cause you both fall in love at first sight?

Jean: Well, I don’t believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things, but it’s good you brought this to me.