book snub

Snub means snake club. This blog is for the podcast Book Snub, where we roast terrible books.

[myheartisafish]

writing a novel longhand in a notebook is acoustic writing

[nico-di-angelato]

bella: i know what you are

edward: say it…say it out loud

bella: batman

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This time on Book Snub, we read Slated, a book where they live in a Dystopia that seems to be almost exactly like every other dystopia we've read. In this one young criminals get their mind wiped so they get a "second chance" at life, but the catch is they are stuck with an Apple Watch that makes them pass out or die if they get upset. You win some, you lose some.

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We bring you our first episode where there are no books involved-- despite what Potatoes may claim. This time, we're snubbing a movie, and it's Sharkboy and Lavagirl. It's about dreams that become real, but aren't real (because they're dreams). Also Sharkboy is a terrible friend who wants to kill Max.

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Hey it's Kids. Slated sucks and you should read it.

This ask is from quite a while ago and we (cough cough Jazz) have been slacking off and not editing any episodes, but I assure you we have read Slated and will record and release it soon.

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It's been 84 years... and finally we return to finish Matched. Cassia searches for artifacts in the physical black market and goes on more boring outings with the boys she lusts over, Xavier and Kyle, neither of which have a personality. Ky writes some very bad poetry.

Stick around after we snub the book to listen to Jazz snub the Aquaman movie and then a brief foray into Stardew Valley discussions.

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is this not what they’re called

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is this not what they're called

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We read Matched by Ally Condie, a dystopia with a love triangle in which the Society uses the famed match.com algorithms to pair every person with a heterosexual life partner, but shockingly the main character Cassia ends up with two (2) possible pairs. Quick to ride on the easy fame, Ally neglected to actually put thought into this society, or put a plot in the story. Or give the characters personalities. Or-

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this page got two sentences on it

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our new slogan for the '19 and 2020's

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Jazz finally decides to edit a god damned episode and produce more content. Yes, we finish off Uglies, where Tally and Shay start fighting over a boy they just met whose close physical proximity to Tally must mean they are dating. Scott also attempts to dip his hands into scientific explanations again, with disastrous consequences, such as a bacteria-virus that infects (or eats?) petroleum and shoots off spores. The usual. Oh, and pills that reverse brain lesions for people with tough jobs.

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[twilightrenaissance]

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella bella: diamints

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edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you bella: sparkli

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We take a break from Uglies to celebrate Halloween with some spooky short stories, The Monkey's Paw and The Cask of Amontillado, followed by the bad free Amazon book, Vampire Dead-Tective. Listen for Ivy and Jazz persistently pestering Potatoes with Italian accents.

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[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

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