Gay Valdo Marx

they/he 18+ multifandom | irregular fic writer (same dn on ao3).  Catch me on twitter as well (until it dies fr) @ogbookwormninja

[waifujuju]

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[trix-or-treatz]

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

[secundus-cinaedus]

go ahead, buy a house

[tuxankhamun]

street road

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.

[tamsywindsup]

Kaiju No. 8 episode 16; angy Narumin gifs

[dwsa-hnngh]

mfers hate driving so much they invented self driving cars like let me introduce you to something even cooler bro

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[weary4u]

I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel

[theknightsstars]

Cloud Sketch

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[hungwy]

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

[dogpuppy]

[pjharvey]

i’m so glad they made men up for fujoing out and they don’t exist in real life can you literally imagine