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Hey guys, check out what The Boom has been cooking up in our time away from the live stage!

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After 52 Chapters over almost 5 years, the monthly Boom Show is having its last HOORAH. We'll have some new stuff, and a bunch of old classics that we've done over the years. After the show stick around and party with us all night in the Drake Underground. If you haven't made it out to a show in a while, this will be your LAST CHANCE! Featuring stand up from Cliff Myers, Chris Robinson and comedy legend Brian Barlow as The Dick Mime. Hosted by member of the Boom family and MTV Live's, DAVE MERHEJE! Doors at 8pm Show at 830pm $10 (at the door)

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VOTE for Garrett Jamieson "Best StandUp" VOTE HERE!

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This is one week away! Get ready people of Halifax!

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We're not just pretty faces here at The Boom, we also have animation skills. This is a stop animation Deborah and our good pal Evan DeRushie worked on. It's a Pirates of the Caribbean office commercial parody!

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When Garrett first told me about The Twitter Gong Show, I thought to myself, "Huh?" and "This sounds like a complete mess." I know being his friend and fellow Boom-mate, I should have been more supportive but I had my doubts. Other good comics tried producing gong shows and failed, how was adding tweets gonna change anything?

I didn't know Mark DeBonis (creator of the show) very well and Garrett is never serious and prides himself on knowing useless information about gross sh*t, which is not exactly conducive to producing amazing shows. 

   When I finally did make it out to the Rivoli I was pleasantly surprised and embarrassed I had such reservations towards my good friend.  

Before anyone hit the stage, an intro video played. It was clearly shot on an iPhone, had cheesy special effects, bad acting, crappy audio and I loved it. 

Then Garrett and Mark came out to start the show, it was immediately apparent they had worked incredibly hard to put it together. Their comedic sensibilities were very much in sync, playing as each others sidekick. The show has a controlled chaos anchored by a panel of really funny judges - Barry Taylor and Matt O'Brien. 

Unlike traditional Sketch Dot shows; The Twitter Gong Show has performers with unusual talents. I've seen a man-horse who does back flips, a ninja who plays with devil sticks, comedy genius Brian Barlow who mimes blow jobs and who has won Twitter Gong 3 times, a striping hula hooper and funny guy Jesse. 

If the acts are bad (and there has been some horrible acts) - The panel and tweeters slaughter them in 143 characters or less. 

When the acts aren't on stage Garrett and Mark have an ongoing story arch that ties into their web series - yes a web series. It incorporates the panel, behind the scenes of TGS and two Vegas Lounge singers who steal the show. Lucky Louis, a washed-up loser played by Tim Dorsch and Butterscotch Phil, an eager lounge act who wears an eagle pendent and leather jacket, played by Monty Scott.

If you want to see a really great show for only $5, The Twitter Gong Show is worth every outdated penny. 

9pm TONIGHT

Rivoli 332 Queen Street West

$5

Tweeters to watch for during the show - @CatPeeCat,  @matt_obrien, @MattsAngryGF,  @brookeperrin,  @Walkinsauce @Brianjbarlow

Written by - Desiree Lavoy

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Rick and Chuck - We's Innocent Official Music Video

Rick and Chuck have done it again. This time they've joined forces with director Peter Guzda to capture their innocence.

Special thanks to all the cast and crew. And of course Barry Taylor and Comedy Records for being kick ass and having a cock too be to tug it; you gotta f*ck'n hug it!

If you liked this video check out We's Hawd

http://rickandchuck.com/

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DEBOR-A-SAURS.

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10 New Canadian TV Shows

Alice I Think: The Next Generation

So You Think You Can Fuckin Do Whatever Canada

Real Housewives Of Dildo NFLD

The So You Think You Can Fuckin Do Whatever Canada After Show

Sarah Polley Soapbox Hour

The Red Green Rerun Experience

Some Kind Of Reality Thing With Hockey In It

George Strombolopolus Rambles Incessantly

Weird Clown Shit For French Kids

Brent Butt Presents: A Guy With A Job In A Place

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Desiree and Deborah are now apart of a brand new *show every Wednesday at Comedy Bar. It's Chuckle Co. - a weekly room run by comedians Steve Patrick Adams, Joel Buxton, DJ Demers, Jordan Foisy and of course Desiree Lavoy and Deborah Etta Robinson! Check out their mention on bite.ca.

*Their next show, Happy Contest Time, is July 18th (TOMORROW NIGHT!!!) at 9:30pm. Starring - comedy mastermind Brian Barlow, funny man Todd Graham, the hilarious Sara Hennessey, Garrett Jamieson, Adam Downey and Steve Patrick Adams. With special gues-to Levi MacDougall 

Without giving too much away...you might see Jay Wells and Michelle Mohan, from the Boom there as well! ;) ;)

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Saved By The Grind Tonight!

The Boom, Rick and Chuck, Trevor Boris, Ron Josol. What do they have in common? Keith Pedro is hosting a huge show, starring them all! Tonight! Second City, 10:30.

Buy Tickets Here!

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Most people wouldn't call Garrett Jamieson sexy, but some people would call him - "Casually Sensual Garrett."

CSG, enjoys putting together a homoerotic puzzle. CSG enjoys viewing a love scene between a man and a woman. ewwww...very squishy.

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Comedy Uncovered Shout Out!

Comedy Uncovered has officially called it! The Boom Show Chapter 48 is gonna be the best show  this Thursday! Can't say we disagree!

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The Boom's Top 10 Canada Day Tips!

10. Celebrate our nation's multiculturalism by serving your guests Chikkity China - The Chinese Chicken.

9. The Log Driver's Waltz is good, but it's the Hook Knuckle Two Step that pleases girls completely. 8. Bitch about Stephen Harper some more, why don't you? 7. If having a barbecue, remember to file your paperwork with the Ministry of BBQs, Picnics and Luaus six to eight weeks in advance. 6. Hop on one foot and chug as many beers as you can. This is called a Chugathon Of Hope. 5. Stay the fuck away from Quebec today. 4. If you and your buddies are inventing a new game and an old man asks you not to destroy his baskets because he needs them back, ignore him. 3. Point out that lacrosse, not hockey, is our national sport. People will find that sooo interesting. 2. Today, instead of using the usual racist names, call them "First Nations People". 1. Celebrate Canada Day the way our first Prime Minister John A MacDonald did. Get black out drunk and tell everyone what this country needs.

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Jay Wells - Band Whore

What's up bitches? So I had like the best groupie night of all time. Jealous? Of course you are. My friends' sick ass Metal/hardcore band from Welland, 'American Hell' was opening for one of my favourite bands of all time, Death By Stereo at The Hard Luck in T.O.

I was at DBS' merch table and noticed a snare skin signed by drummer, Mike Cambra. The price for this item caught my horny eye, because it was one open mouthed kiss given to Mike. Being drunk as all hell (and hot for band guys), I asked the Merch guy if this was open to anyone.

He laughed his ass off and said that they were trying to get a gal to do it, but this is a whole lot funnier. So I snatched it off the table and walked right up on stage while he was doing sound check. He laughed so hard when he saw it in my hand, and that creepy 'I'm gonna violate you' look I tend to give a victim.

I slowly creeped up to him, worried that I would be greeted with either a tongue or a fist. But I had gone this far, and I couldn't turn back now. I planted a decent closed-lip kiss on him, but when I opened my mouth (the price said open-mouth damnit), he turned away and got some tongue on cheek.

Both bands were out-of-hand amazing. If kissing Mike got me Rock-hard, hearing both Bands back to back got me Diamond-hard. 

After the show, I got the rest of DBS to sign it, and got to join both bands out to the Bovine Sex Club for a ridiculous amount of whiskey and violent gangster rap. 

The previous night, they had a show in London (the shitty one) and a gal asked my buddy Mike Morrone (Drummer of American Hell) to sign her tits. He was so excited because it was his first breast signing, so I wanted to keep his streak going and got him to sign my sweet, pretty, perky tits. 

(Either my belly button is off center or I have a very misleading treasure trail.)

Then to cap off this enchanting/hot-and-horny evening, I stopped at McDonalds and ordered a Big Mac meal (Upsized and Extra Mac Sauce) with a junior chicken just for the fuck of it. Picked me up a blue gatorade on my walk home thinking this was the best cure for a definite hang over, but the second I got in the door I threw up the brightest blue McDonalds concoction. It was the weirdest looking radioactive sludge I've ever seen.

Best night Ever. Finish on my tits. Jay Wells.

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