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[nicasiaoftheundersea]

am i the only dumbass who didn’t realize this connection?

edit: lmao apparently not

[benegesserwitch]

“There’s No Need To Call Me Sir Professor Potter, you were named after the sickest burn I’ve ever administered. Savage.”

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[boooksandbroadway]

Emperor Qin, who united China, was didn’t wanna die so he kept trying to look for the key to immortality. He built an entire army made of stone, which he was buried with so if he did die, he’d go to the afterlife with an entire army on his back. He thought liquid Mercury would save him from death so this kid DRANK MERCURY so he wouldn’t die. in conclusion, Qin of China didn’t want to die so he drank Mercury and made an entire army of stone so he wouldn’t die alone.

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[corvid-420]

This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.

[daretotrywithoutpermission]

The whole thing says “Who once saw me wept. Who sees me now will weep.”

[tatterdemalionamberite]

WELL THAT’S NOT CREEPILY RELEVANT OR ANYTHING

[i-know-the-end-somehow]

‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Love, Simon’ are The teen Romcoms we need but don’t deserve. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[ladystarks]

four kisses; twice when it was fake, and twice when it was real

[cungadero]

18th century villager: i wish there were an easier way to ward vampires away from my happy homestead

garlic farmer about to make some serious ass bank: oh you havent heard?

[yerijoy-deactivated20150718]

$5 harry has eaten grass before

[theforce]

#why they put the gr in front of it

[thexfiles]

2% girl 98% anxiety

[boooksandbroadway]

as school starts I can say without doubt, ME.

[venuslovelace-deactivated201807]

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

[venuslovelace-deactivated201807]

I think this is important to reblog; protect freshmen from creepy seniors. No matter how much you think they like you, they’re manipulating you. Don’t date seniors if you’re only a freshmen. Especially protect freshmen girls. Be careful

[butneverstoptrying]

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

[play-well-with-my-demons]

“I think our education system is really ironically uneducated. When a child has a mental illness, it cannot be used as a ‘excuse’ for not being able to do assignments or paying attention in class. But, if a child breaks their leg or arm and has a physical illness, they are released early from class and excused from assignments. Little do they know, mental illnesses and physical illnesses are almost exactly the same. You just can’t see the mental part.”

— A.e.r (educate yourself.)

[bl0ggingqueen-deactivated201403]

i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

[lookathernow]

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

[marvel-blog2]

the snappening

[bestfunny]

#thesnappening

[shoyowo]

@staff is thanos

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Staff:

Us: “Why didn’t you just get rid of the pedos, porn bots and nazis?”

Staff:

[black-sexuality]

Us:

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Join the fight

[bestfunny]

[wadey-wilson]

tumblr be like

[bestfunny]

[americanisedcanadian]

This fucked me up tbh. Seeing your fav blogs get deleted.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

@staff

[tumblrrr]

https://www.change.org/p/tumblr-get-tumblr-to-actually-do-something-useful

[futureofbroadway]

I want to be a Broadway performer.

I want to have rehearsals six days a week. I want to sign in on a call board. I want to see people at the stage door. I want to sing until my throat is sore. I want to dance until my blisters have blisters. I want to do a scene that leaves both me and the audience in tears.

I want to become friends with the people I perform with. I want to tweet my cast mates inside jokes. I want to inspire people, even if it’s from the smallest part of the ensemble. I want to fall asleep at night with the show on my mind and wake up the same way.

I want to be a Broadway performer.

[starkidlabs]

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that Jeremy Jordan got far more interesting and layered character development playing Varian within 6 episodes of Tangled than he got playing Winn in 3 whole seasons of supergirl.

[zelo-never-dies]

it frustrates me to no end when people read the first two books in ToG then stop for awhile because they’re not as hooked as they’d like, like no no keep you going you haven’t even MET bae yet

[theglitteringbook]

Right haha

[boooksandbroadway]

they literally haven’t even REALLY met the main character yet