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shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
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izzy's playlists!
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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ATTENTION TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS!
some of you might have noticed but recently i haven’t been as active on this blog- i’m fine, however I’ve decided that I will no longer be using this blog except as an archive from this weekend onwards!
my new blog is lieutenantbellatrix please reblog to spread the word ^^
ATTENTION TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS!
some of you might have noticed but recently i haven’t been as active on this blog- i’m fine, however I’ve decided that I will no longer be using this blog except as an archive from this weekend onwards!
my new blog is lieutenantbellatrix please reblog to spread the word ^^
Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
Shoelace Voodoo
The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe
♔ aesthetic modern deities ♔
↳ Asklepios
These days illnesses are different, medicines are different, and he can’t help but feel guilty for all the lives he could've saved if he’d known what he knows now. It’s easier to find him in the streets than in a hospital, you know.
for shatteredintosilence.
Small habits and traits of the houses;
Gryffindor: nOT CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR // an organised mess - that pile of laundry has been there for a week but students will know how many millimetres their quill is from their desk // very forward people, often don’t realise how strongly positive they come across as; very excitable people // Can sometimes get competitive and possessive, they tend to form very close bonds with friends but will smash anyone and everyone when it comes to quidditch or any type of game or competition really
Hufflepuff: Literally the loudest fuckers in the entire school like damn you’d expect a Puff to be quiet and introverted but literally once you’re in a conversation with these guys good luck escaping (on the good side, loyal friends for life) // Fidgeting; Hufflepuffs aren’t the kind to sit still, they’re always looking for something to do or something to mess with // WILL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD BEWARE
Ravenclaw: A completely disorganised mess, you’ll probably find 5th year Ravenclaws running around the common room with a bunch of papers in their hands desperately trying to find the other page // Derailing the conversation, whether its with a friend or a teacher. Somehow these guys go from discussing the weather to whether you could summon a persons organs from their body with the accio charm // Tend to get emotional over little things, such as misplacing some clothes or going home for the holidays or even not getting the last bit of food
Slytherins: Staring; maybe it’s unintentional but damn it’s weird at first // Easily distracted; you’d think that as the “pureblood” “dark” house” that they’d be stoic emotionless robots, but if anything they’re the most childish in the school possibly because they didn't have a proper fun-filled, mistake-loaded childhood ouch i gave myself feels // Over-thinking; Slytherins often but a lot of thought into their actions and words, sometimes too much. They might get anxious easily, though some can hide it better // Very passionate about the things they do like if a Slytherin is on the quidditch team they will pour their heart and soul into doing it.
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman #23/24 - “Wonder World”
written by James Tynion IV art by Noelle Stevenson
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
the song of my people
7 Disney Scenes That TOTALLY Shoulda Happened
[by Paul Westover and andrewbridgman]
FIVE RAVENCLAW HEADCANONS
1. Their common room is always clean and quiet, a perfect study environment. All the Hogwarts commons and dorms are set up more or less the same way; big common room in a central location with a smaller “quiet study” room off to the side. In Ravenclaw, the smaller room is their “noisy/social” room and the bigger room is their “study room”, except on Friday and Saturday nights when they switch. Both rooms are always impeccably tidy thanks to the handy chore chart they adhere to strictly.
2. They are the only house whose student body elects their prefects. This tradition was started in the time of Ravenclaw herself, who strongly favored a democratic style of decision-making for her students since they tended to be independent thinkers who wanted their own say in everything. The Head of House and Headmaster both have the right to interfere with the student decisions for prefects, but they have not done so in over a century. Unlike the other houses, being elected your fifth year does not mean you are guaranteed the job for your sixth and seventh years; you have to be re-elected.
3. They are also the only house to hold open strategy meetings for their Quidditch team. Anyone, whether they are on the team or not, is allowed to attend and make suggestions. The Ravenclaw captains have found that outside perspectives on the games to be particularly insightful. Ravenclaw takes Quidditch very seriously - their track record with cup wins is almost as good as Slytherin’s. Ravenclaw students also are notorious for hosting underground betting competitions on both the Hogwarts Cup and the National and Worldwide leagues.
4. If you averaged out their grades, the average wouldn’t be higher than the averages of other houses. Even though it’s true that Ravenclaw has more “straight-A” students than the other houses, they also have more than their fair share of “brilliant but lazy” students who tend to not get stellar grades despite their natural talents. They also have plenty of students who are average academics but are extraordinarily clever and open-minded in their own ways, like Luna Lovegood.
5. The only reason that Ravenclaw doesn’t win the House Cup more often is that its prefects deduct more points from their own house than any other prefects do. Deducting points from their own houses is the only authoritative power prefects have on the points system; understandably, most don’t invoke it often. Ravenclaws, however, are big on upholding rules and standards, and their prefects tend to deduct points for even minor infractions, which often leaves them lagging behind a hundred points or more in the House Cup.
Hogwarts Hufflepuff | Slytherin | Ravenclaw | Gryffindor
The Salem Witches’ Institute
Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
I See Fire (Kygo Remix) - Ed Sheeran
You’ll definitely want to listen to this!
This remix is seriously majestic and brings out the best of the already beautiful acoustics. Enchanting.
hp themed mini-stories!
i mean, why wouldn’t you want a hp themed mini-story? also i’ve been losing followers like crazy so here’s an attempt to boost my numbers so i feel better. plus, it’s summertime.
quick like of rules!
you must be following this highly skilled witch
reblog this post to share the magic
support equivalent exchange, and tell me which hp character you ship me with and/or remind you of
don’t think too hard about it, just tell me your absolute first instinct!
p.s. your story will reflect my first impression of your blog.
p.s.s. assume that your hogwarts house and your classes have absolutely nothing to do with the school i place you in.
Blood Status: Muggle Born | Half-Blood | Pure-Blood
School: Beauxbatons | Durmstrang | Hogwarts
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin
Strongest Core Class: Astronomy | Charms | Defense Against the Dark Arts | Herbology | History of Magic | Potions | Transfiguration
Weakest Core Class: Astronomy | Charms | Defense Against the Dark Arts | Herbology | History of Magic | Potions | Transfiguration
Chosen Elective(s): Alchemy | Arithmancy | Care of Magical Creatures | Divination | Muggle Studies | Study of Ancient Runes
Extra-Curricular Subject(s): Ancient Studies | Art | Frog Choir | Ghoul Studies | Magical Theory | Muggle Art | Music | Muggle Music | Orchestra | Xylomancy
Quidditch Position: Beater | Chaser | Keeper | Seeker
Misc. School Life: Head Boy/Girl | Prefect | Teacher’s Pet | Troublemaker | Quidditch Captain | Quidditch Team Member | No Extra “Titles”
School Enemy: wow look at that asshole
Vaguely Described Love Interest: oh look a person! are they a wizard?
Allegiance: Death Eaters | Order of the Phoenix | Rogue/No Loyalty
Dream Career: Auror | Dragonologist | Entertainer | Healer | Herbologist | Journalist | Magizoologist | Matron (Nurse) | Ministry of Magic Employee | Obliviator | Potioneer | Professor | Quidditch Player | Spell Inventor | Unspeakable | Wandmaker
Death: well shit that sucks
blacklist “hp mini stories”
So You Want To Make a Character..
I’ve got a few generators you can use.
Need some clothes?
Try Here
Here or Here Definitely here Steam punk clothing Char Style preference Dress
Need an Appearance idea?
Humanoid generator? check
Non-Humanoid? Got that too and this and maybe this Need Monsterpeople? I’ve got you. Maybe you need Cats?
Need some details and shit like that?
Bam
Backgrounds and stuff? yep Personality. you need that shit Need something fandom related? World-building? location? got ya City generator hell yeah make your own god damn laws Oh shit someone died Landscape. CHAR DEVELOP QUESTION GEN Profile Thingy Have some dates Quirks
You thought I was done? Nope. Motha. Fuckin. Names.
So many fuckin names
MOTHERLOAD OF NAMES
Plant Names
Magic Book title
Just search ur ass up some names man
Items. Yeah. You heard me.
Medicine? got it
Items out the ass more items wow
Other shit.
Wow
Yep Plots More writing stuff This site has everything so fucking go for it Need AUs? How the shit did these two meet? Fanfic plots. you bet your ass. (tag me in the shit u write i wanna see what you get) What does it do thing (you come up with a better name for this one. fuckin fight me.
You bet your ass I will continue to update this. If you’ve got something I should add to this hmu. Now, go forth! Make characters and live yo life. UPDATE: Added more shit everywhere.
It’s the first couple weeks of a new semester, aka prime time to buckle down and start healthy habits that will stick through the entire year.
1.) Write down your goals! When I have something written down and in plain sight, there’s less of a chance I’ll forget to do it. I like to use this handy little document - Monthly Goal Tracker - that has checkable boxes for every day a goal is completed.
2.) Create a spreadsheet to keep track of grades for every class. Being able to predict what grade is needed for the final exam blows off a lot of unnecessary stress and pressure down the road.
3.) Read. The. Syllabus. And take notes!! Or at least highlight the important information in it. There’s nothing worse than asking a teacher a question that’s clearly answered on the syllabus.
4.) Organize your binder with a cover that shows the most useful information about the class. I like to have the teacher’s email and office hours right at my fingertips, as well as the number of credits for the class (it’s nice to know which classes are priorities)
5.) Decide how to take notes for every class. Some teachers are okay with students using computers, while others prefer notebooks. And then there are some classes, like math, that may require a notebook for drawing graphs or writing down equations. It may sound silly to think this far ahead, but when a test rolls around and you can’t remember where all your notes are - you’ll thank me.
Here’s to an organized year!
Advice for the houses;
Gryffindors: Don’t let your temper get the best of you, remember that there are things more important than bravery and strength sometimes // The world is not merely as black and white as it seems - The right thing to do isn’t always good // There are some fears in life that cannot be faced head on; sometimes running is the best option. Escape, embrace the music and the books and the night-long conversations with friends
Hufflepuffs: Don’t let yourself be swept away by life; you are alive, you are a person. Live // You matter just as much as everyone else - beneath all the hatred disgust of society is an undeniable equality in all humans. It just needs to be acknowledged // You are strong. You are what dreams and nightmares are made of. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
Ravenclaws: Don’t lose yourself, whether its in another world or in the pursuit of knowledge // Knowledge is a gift and a curse, use it wisely // Freedom of the mind - use it, enjoy it. Shout your opinions from the rooftops, let the truth spill from your lips like a gushing river and always, stick to yourself
Slytherins: Don’t let your stereotypes define you, don’t let society define you. You can be whatever and whoever you want in life // You are not alone, no matter how it may feel. The trapping feeling of cold, harsh isolation can be battled with the help of another person. Share your struggles with the world
