[satruhn-deactivated20181013]

end of the year got me like

[watchitfadeaway]

[schrutevshalpert]

[refridgerator]

i only accept apologies in cash

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

[micdotcom]

Watch: This congresswoman proves equality for transgender people is not a partisan issue.

[im-moving-yo-blog]

“you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

[leofitzo]

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”

[bronzyglow]

attention 📢

I am loyal and will love you with my entire heart

[sterolineforever]

[jjsinterlude]

This man is 40 looking 25.

[baldbougiebih]

40?! 

[thetattedstoner]

40 bruh

[persianafricana]

Yo y'all gotta be lyin…he really is!?

[queenwzrd]

What?!

[lexluna24]

I gave him 30 at the most.

[realdowntomarsgirll-deactivated]

Bitch whetttt?!

[yattiblu-deactivated20220708]

Smh I’ll never get over the fact that he’s turning 40 this year!!!

[edgezkinky]

The devil is a damn liiiiieeeee

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[howdareyoujanet]

I asked D the weirdest name he has ever encountered as a teacher and he said there was a student named sssst. It’s pronounced forest. 😐

[delilahviolet-deactivated201609]

Oh my god

[realisenothing]

[faisalw-deactivated20251208]

[memewhore]

[hunnessy-deactivated20140501]

*swipes debit card* *sweats profusely* *purchase goes through* me: God is good all the time Cashier: all the time God is good

[flaming-onigiri-deactivated2016]

Oh my god I made this post like 2 years ago lmao das my old blog