Booty Shorts with _______ on the ass.

Hi im Nikola im here to shitpost ∞ submissions open

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

@bootyshortswith

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

@bootyshortswith

[bootyshortswith]

This ^^^ on a pair of booty shorts 🔥

[were--ralph]

on booty shorts

[tgirl-thucydides]

[petermorwood]

Mail shorts (proper name, "mail brayette") go round the front as well, so the crossbowman probably got them himself on the grounds that he had something he wanted to protect.

I hope they worked better there than at the rear, where he's got an arrow in one cheek and another in the thigh. Um... Ouch?

[identitty-dickruption]

t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back

[bootyshortswith]

for more punch put the second part on a pair of booty shorts

[bruntalism]

[siliceous-ooze]

booty shorts with this printed on the ass

[trappper-johnathan]

[crisedoctobre]

[fluidnet]

[bootyshortswith]

booty shorts that say "GOVERNMENT PROPERTY" on the ass

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[bootyshortswith]

booty shorts that say "EVENT HORIZON" on the ass

[sandmandaddy69]

[esthermika]

Booty shorts with this on the back side

[bootyshortswith]

booty shorts that say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!" on the ass

[bootyshortswith]

Booty shorts that say "BE NOT AFRAID" on the ass

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

need an extremely slutty crop top that says big dick is back in town

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

pair it with booty shorts that just straight up say "this pussy will kill you"

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

this post is a banger why are y'all letting it flop

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

5 followers? unacceptable. followers, swarm

[bootyshortswith]

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

need an extremely slutty crop top that says big dick is back in town

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

pair it with booty shorts that just straight up say "this pussy will kill you"

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

this post is a banger why are y'all letting it flop

[trappper-johnathan]

[crisedoctobre]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whats-a-bear]