[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

vampires think they’re using hypnosis on me but really i’m just doing whatever they want anyway because they’re hot “you will turn your head and expose your neck” sure lol then what

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Noodles aren’t a “thing” anymore. I made a bowl of ramen and my mom turned it upside down on the table and called the police.

[lovingthetech]

I’m so desensitized to this hellsite that even with forgetting to read the URL, this didn’t even faze me.

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

e bugs

[eelizabit]

[pseudomantis]

requesting my food be prepared "ant style" at every restaurant i go to

[memewhore]

[ghrugirlclub]

Apollo, if there were ever a time and a post,

[chubbyangel666]

[ghislainemaxwell]

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[chewedcorn]

Ruh Roh Raggy

[supermariomamafucker]

[thyrell]

scooby doo taught me that its okay to smoke weed and eat a big sandwich

[3000s]

[thegreatinthesmall-deactivated2]

Grace Jones, “Vamp" Party, New York City (July 15, 1986) ph. Ron Galella

[thegenderal]

[stonechild]

love is everywhere

[sadhoc]

hate and hell on planet earth