eat my ass

Jonathan 18 Gay Straight Edge

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

[fksskakakflsrmrtemendkfmsskdn]

where’d you hear that

[getweirder]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[weloveshortvideos]

[juelzsantanabandana]

me

[shmitchey-deactivated20171115]

Kinda wanna get my ass eaten… Kinda wanna eat an ass. Kinda wanna get fucked… Kinda wanna fuck someone.

[770rd]

[heartshapedmoodring]

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

[210pm]

THE WHEEZING

[thecommonchick]

the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

why did they have to word it like that….

[stability]

fiiiinally i can expect the baristas to nut in my morning drink 

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

you know what never mind 

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

[kyleehenke]

[yungterra-blog]

Now hang on a fucking second

[unclefather]

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

[yungterra-blog]

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

[kinghell89-blog]

[adidastan]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

I almost cried when she got so happy when her parents saying “yes!”

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Byeee They deadass put a receding hairline on a fish

[zsnes]

[blackmodel]

KSNSKSKSNDJKDJDKDJDJDJDD

[straightboyfriend]

STOP