BoredNSecure

Logan | 22 | M Just a little bit gay. Somehow in love with an Ace/NB British Golden Retriever

[supesdavid]

[judge-beef]

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

[abadazed]

“HI JEWS WE’RE LESBIANS!”

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

Lovers on Dean.

@hairball680

[hairball680]

Stop stealing my jokes!!!

[borednsecure]

[neworder1981]

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

@hairball680

[hairball680]

Mood

[borednsecure]

Remove “intellectual” and you have a perfect @hairball680 😜

[hairball680]

Now which one of us has a degree again? 🤔

[borednsecure]

ShhhhHHhhhhhhhh

[neworder1981]

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

@hairball680

[hairball680]

Mood

[borednsecure]

Remove “intellectual” and you have a perfect @hairball680 😜

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

Gentlemen take polorooooidsss.

[hairball680]

Heh, I was listening to this album before lunch at work 😂

[borednsecure]

Great, now it’s in my head

[rossanaodetta96]

Wow Mick Karn, asombroso 👏👏👏👏👏😲😲😲

[hairball680]

That dance always creeps me out

[borednsecure]

When you see @hairball680 in the crowd and you try to run away without being noticed

[radiocandy]

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

[ithadtobethemoon]

as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this

[bitterblackbitch]

He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k #ChallengeFuckingAccepted

[letusgainthisgrain]

he still has 4M subs on insta. spread this like wildfire. we can’t fucking let him prosper

[ronarch2671]

Christ, this guy is a fucking creep.

[fading-wraith-deactivated201808]

QHATTTT

[larryshorcrux]

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

[bootycap]

[sabrecmc]

Chris turning red and thinking bad thoughts, lol.  Me, too, buddy.

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Well that’s one hell of a face journey

[bundibird]

My fav part is that you’ve got Evans going on this face journey of delighted gutter thoughts, and then there’s Hemsworth, just nomming away nonchalantly like he hasn’t just made his buddy plunge suddenly and unexpectedly into nsfw mental image land

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[bogleech]

[hairball680]

[borednsecure]

Wow, credit where it’s due 😛

[tennantbutt]

who you should fight in japan the band

david sylvian: please fight him, he’ll probably shit talk you after and maybe throw a plate and steal your girlfriend, but you’ll win because he is Weak and Small mick karn: he’s smol so you expect to win, but he’ll start crying to confuse you and then make his move. don’t fight him. befriend him instead because he’s good at doing makeup steve jansen: you have a 50/50 chance of beating him. he’s pretty swole from playing drums but his weakness is plates richard barbieri: don’t let this emo man fool you. he’s the most swole member of japan, don’t fight him unless you want him to break both your legs and then use them as tennis rackets

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

Okay…

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

@hairball680 Ain’t it a lovely time to reblog this?

[hairball680]

Imma fight them all. I’ll win too

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

K then.

[hairball680]

I’ll squirt them in the faces with water guns and then they’ll cry because I ruined their hair and make up

[borednsecure]

Do you want some sauce with that ego?

[hairball680]

It’s called foreplay dear, but being a man I suppose you’ve never heard of it 😛

[borednsecure]

I don’t know if you realise this, but gay sex is significantly different to straight sex. Don’t lump me in the same category as straight men who have never heard of a clitoris in their life

[tennantbutt]

who you should fight in japan the band

david sylvian: please fight him, he’ll probably shit talk you after and maybe throw a plate and steal your girlfriend, but you’ll win because he is Weak and Small mick karn: he’s smol so you expect to win, but he’ll start crying to confuse you and then make his move. don’t fight him. befriend him instead because he’s good at doing makeup steve jansen: you have a 50/50 chance of beating him. he’s pretty swole from playing drums but his weakness is plates richard barbieri: don’t let this emo man fool you. he’s the most swole member of japan, don’t fight him unless you want him to break both your legs and then use them as tennis rackets

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

Okay…

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

@hairball680 Ain’t it a lovely time to reblog this?

[hairball680]

Imma fight them all. I’ll win too

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

K then.

[hairball680]

I’ll squirt them in the faces with water guns and then they’ll cry because I ruined their hair and make up

[borednsecure]

Do you want some sauce with that ego?

[all-the-blue-changes]

You can buy David Sylvian’s website

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

@hairball680

[hairball680]

Would that I could, dear, would that I could

[borednsecure]

Nope. It’s fine now. If it were still available I was gonna get it and redirect it to hairball680.tumblr.com 😉

[hairball680]

What do you call Boy George when he’s on fire, telling some brilliant jokes?

A Karma Comedian

[borednsecure]

delete this

[vixen7609-deactivated20200910]

R u n .

[hairball680]

No, no, it’s fine he can catch me I don’t mind

[borednsecure]

I dunno, he looks hungry like the wolf

[mickkarn]

[hairball680]

I’m in love with one (1) man

[borednsecure]

You mean one (2) ghosts?

[hairball680]

What do you mean two ghosts? Only one of them feels me up at night

[borednsecure]

Well it’s not gonna fit with the song if there’s only one ghost, is it?

[mickkarn]

[hairball680]

I’m in love with one (1) man

[borednsecure]

You mean one (2) ghosts?