i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

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i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list
idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee
it's where they go to do cocaine
the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick
the girls are learning to count
reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything
GOOD FOR HER.
Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Mother! (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on
this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain
right after iCharly ended they shot amanda costgrove like a lame horse. SAD. well theres other programs
it’s sooo fun to think about stuff i literally cannot stop thinking about things i’m obsessed
as a fantasy writer you can absolutely just…throw away things you don’t like. it’s a fun worldbuilding exercise, actually. you have dragons and magic swords. you are allowed to get rid of ‘women are property’ and ‘being gay is taboo’ and ‘royalty is traced via bloodline’ if you want. just toss it in the trash. bye
Can't stop thinking about the world's first ethical incel
Easily one of the images ever
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
some sleepy rats! i hope they’re having sweet dreams 💕🐀☁️💤
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