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[equatorjournal]

The houseplant book: a complete guide to creative indoor gardening, by Cynthia Wickham, 1979

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[perpetualhaze]

May you have no backpains or stiff limbs either

[diamondd-22]

May your breasts not ache or do anything abnormal.

[baloobird]

May you not have fatigue in the middle of a busy day

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[afrorevolution]

I refuse to be at the same position next year this time

[yekkes]

Hot take but anger can be a very good emotion for women to allow themselves to experience. Anger isn’t inherently toxic. No emotion is inherently toxic but women are socialized to believe anything less than absolute accommodation and Pleasantness is Bad

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

Anger saved my life.

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[bpd-hippo]

[palewansickly]

OMG. This. Changes. Everything.

[a-littlebit-ofsunshine-deactiva]

Reblogging for my followers who might have trouble remembering whether or not they’ve taken their medicine!

[nonespark-blog]

OH MY GOD, THIS WILL HELP ME SO MUCH. I GET SO SCARED WHEN I DON’T KNOW IF I JUST TOOK MY MEDS TWICE.

THANK YOU, I’M ABOUT TO CRY.

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Let me share with you guys a product that super helps me remember if I took my meds or not (because while the above is great, I still would manage to confuse myself):

They count as soon as you put the top back on. So if I don’t know if I’ve taken my medication for the day, I can check the cap to see how long ago I opened the container! It’s brilliant! 

[rainbowwhimsyart]

JFC THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.

I KNOW THIS IS MY ART BLOG BUT EVERYONE WHO TAKES MEDS SHOULD SEE THIS.

[papi-chulo-bucky]

Don’t forget! ♥️

[toastbutteregg]

I need this

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from ‘invitation,’ by mary oliver:  “it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.” & i just say it over & over again until it sticks to my mind for the rest of the day. it is a serious thing. i am alive. i am so lucky. this fresh morning i get the chance to live again & again & again

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[babyboomerbullshit]

Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Wow

[gumbubbles-blog]

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

Yes, power corrupts but it also attracts the corrupt (look no further than the police), and people who are not corrupt do not last long in the environment of power. I call the final part of this expanded axiom "natural selection for assholes"

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[aberrantemotion]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like