OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN!

I'm not sure what this is for yet.

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[nudityandnerdery]

Amazing.

[baddingtonbitch]

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

[escuerzoresucitado]

Calm mind. Fit body. Inspired life

[radiofreederry]

[rongzhi]

A street interview

English added by me :)

[tikkety-tok]

such rage in such a little body

[dorbu]

[casmick-consequences]

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

[marycontraire]

@genuineformality

[textsfromwestminsterredux]

[bornsloppy]

ah the website I forgot about in... 2015? I guess now the bird app is dead everyone comes back around.

[bornsloppy]

We put a train on your train, so you can train while you train. Thanks Xzibit.

[bornsloppy]

Oh yeah a good old bit of sunshine this morning

[hadesleprechaun]

Danger 5 - There’s still time.

I just discovered this show and I love it.

[jagerbombnarcissism]

The Seven Danger Cocktails of 'Danger 5'

The Perfect Fruit Madrid 2 parts grenadine 1 part chartreuse a pinch salt and a fresh mint The Perfect Heil Hitler 2 parts dark rum crushed ginger fill with orange soda

The Perfect Carlos Sultana 1 part dark rum 1 scoop vanilla ice cream fill with creamy soda finish with raisins The Perfect Chinese Whisper 1 part rice wine 1 part lychee juice pour over crushed ice fill with soda The Perfect Fruiten Kamoon 1 part gin 1 part pomegranate syrup fill w/ pineapple juice serve over crushed ice The Perfect Swiss Kiss 2 parts creme de cacao 1 part vodka pout over crushed ice add milk

finish w/ chocolate flakes The Perfect Beyond Chunderdome 9 parts vodka 4 parts grape fruit drank freeze overnight serve in plastic cups

[fnhfal-deactivated20180216]

[bornsloppy]

MOAR PLZ

[caffeinatedcrying]

“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”

[butchmasters-deactivated2019090]

Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

[babygrot-deactivated20221015]

I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

[wellthatsjustgreat]

Wow!

[patbaer-deactivated20240227]

That last one is a very polite burn. A+

[lizjamesbitch]

Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.

[maskedlinguist]

“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”

I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.

[bornsloppy]

OH MY GOD DAN IS THE BEST

[developmentaesthetics]

All of London

“What do you think it will be?”

“I don’t know but I don’t think we’ll be able to afford it…”

Photo by Matthew Blaikie via Twitter.

[bornsloppy]

Ah crap, it's the government. (at Palace of Westminster)