Tess

She/Her - Alter - Gamer

[bornyesterdaylady]

Which would be more tolerable?

Three days in the gallows

Best of 5 against a Falco main

Voting ended onAug 4

[bornyesterdaylady]

Damn, it's been much easier to reduce my individual coping mechanisms since I realized I was an alter. Almost like it's healthy to acknowledge your plurality.

[meanwhilemina]

Can someone please explain to me what the elf stones are and how Ringo Starr came to possess them please and thank you

[bornyesterdaylady]

Ringo Starr bought the magical Elf Stones, which rightfully belong in the Silverwood, at auction. The exact date is unknown but speculation abounds that he used their mystical powers to enhance his music.

[bornyesterdaylady]

We're so close 😭😭😭 We can't quit now. We need the world to know that Ringo Starr owns the real-life Elf Stones from the Silverwood after purchasing them at auction.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i know this is like santa posting about wanting cookies and snow but i gotta murder a clone of me sexual style pretty soon or i'm gonna lose it

[fallout-lou-begas]

oh my god i just remembered the chainsmoking catgirl anime is out now. TO ME, MY TORRENTS

[fallout-lou-begas]

D.E.B.S.!????? THE DIRTBAG CATGIRL ANIME IS DOING A SHOT-FOR-SHOT REFERENCE OF FUCKING EARLY 2000S LESBIAN CULT CLASSIC D.E.B.S.!?????

[fallout-lou-begas]

cigarette catgirlfailure anime episode 1 review: if you like raunchy gross out stuff and "it IS rotten work. like i'll do it but christ alive" sister relationships then you'll like this

[fallout-lou-begas]

cigarette catgirlfailure anime episode 2 review: in addition to a genuinely tense glimpse into how beastfolk are an explicitly marginalized group in this society, with certain ones only being accepted by humans if they're "one of the good ones," there's a scene where two catgirls (already quite transgender) hold down and bully a third catgirl (who is the most transgender character i have ever seen) and force her to piss herself. we then accompany this especially transgender cat to her legal name change at city hall.

hame neko i would kill for you just say the word

[bornyesterdaylady]

Oh I am NOT gonna be able to escape this shit am I /lh

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[wumblr]

lightning never strikes twice. all of the lightning you see is the first lightning strike, which has been wandering around and around the globe ever since it started one billion years ago

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i should make more decisions via tumblr poll

[bornyesterdaylady]

Agreed.

Spare

Kill

Voting ended onJul 11

[bornyesterdaylady]

Staying at a hotel tonight and it's quite lovely.

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[bornyesterdaylady]

Louisville should win an award for shittiest rideshare services

[fictfrenzy]

you know?

[bornyesterdaylady]

Self-discovery kinda fucks ngl

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[thememedaddy]