BORSALINO 92 @borsalino92 - Tumblr Blog

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

stephanisoejono

happy new year -------------_--------------------

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

vedurnan

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

poupon

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

audarcy

verdare1

I need to see this movie…

kamenwriter

monsterhospital

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

lastoneout

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

vergak

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

vergak