[anexperimentallife]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[folklorespring]

This holiday season don't forget to bite the hand that feeds you

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[solitarybrat]

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[dykeofhearts]

[bl4ckbox]

[softwaring]

[atomicwinterlove]

[vrson]

^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for "panhandling" during the holiday season)

[sailorbluemoon]

Holy fuck the original is worse

[i-am-a-fish]

fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

[i-am-a-fish]

wait no not a fun fact. this fact sucks. sucks fact

[yeoldenews]

(source: The Tennessean, August 9, 1925.)

[sunflowercocoa]

1) i love how they said “not just” implying that Florida man being from Florida was ONE of the reasons he was arrested but not the sole reason

2) i can’t believe florida man meme is like nearly 100 years old

[imthewarmpenguininthemiddle]

Keeping this ready for 2025

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[eridan-ampora]

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

[ursulakats]

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[dyeralice]

what the hell is my life. i should be working in a record store

[i-am-a-fish]

it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday

[i-am-a-fish]

this post isn't about tumblr im talking about front facing camera

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

perfectly aligned

[fibromyalgicaf]

[fibromyalgicaf]

Updated for Pride Month...

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.