[everyyanda]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[chronocrump]

[kaylmao]

[bostonnewtype]

[giragirameganedan]

[gutted-live]

traversal

[ewaneneollav]

you ruined my day by booking the throwup brothers as the entertainment for my birthday party & making me watch them vomit through rubber hoses

[c-53]

This post drove my gf to such insanity that we had to have creamy cajun pasta tonight

[aceattorney11-deactivated202411]

Annnnd that’s why your shota cuts himself 😂

[yasmin1000000]

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[7dmom]

Unblock me so our love can bloom

[strawmanfallacy]

(walks past someone grievously injured on the street) Like a Happy Tree Friend LOL.

[sewagebaby2]

Roadkill fun! (2026)

colour pencil, watercolour, gouache, acrylic on A1 paper

[meatman-the-ace]

i want to be a beefy 70's porno style construction worker but knowing my luck im just a future jobsite snuff footage victim with a frankly confusing sense of fashion