Au Naturale

21~ Melbourne ~ A mixture of fandom and dreams vs real life

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[jojincitow-deactivated20210627]

[nora-adora]

Kidding (2018)

This is called

Shaynas Sequence

[arkham]

a lot of people are tagging this with “film” and “movies” or talking about the magic of moviemaking but i really want to point out that Kidding is a TV show.

i feel it’s important to make this distinction because there’s a common (sometimes subconscious) thought that TV is a lesser form of digital art compared to film, but television, especially recently, has been phenomenal and it deserves proper credit as a storytelling medium, as well as a craft just as capable of amazing work like this

[keybladesoras]

Peter and MJ Deleted Scene!

[yennefer]

#siblings

[catchymemes]

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

[lieutenantdarvell]

FALSE. The real story is much more heartwarming!!

Buster is a rescue who had severe anxiety and trust issues. He would hide from his new dad and avoided being in the same room as him. So, to make him feel safe, his dad built him this space where he can chill without being bothered. It’s also soundproof for when fireworks are being set off! It’s helped Buster become a much more confident dog, to the point he’ll not only remain in the room with his dad but will actually cuddle with him!!

[filmtrash]

[stay-f0r-awhile]

[st00cky]

captain america: civil war (2016)

[hydro-homies]

Gymbro breakup

[daco-broman]

this is really tragic

[aviatorandroid]

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[1999gorl]

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

[wayoffbeat]

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business

[detective-jamy-peraltiago]

Brooklyn 99 fans: Fox fuckin sucks

Brooklyn 99 fans: Someone please pick up Brooklyn 99!

Brooklyn 99 fans: We want more advertising, bloopers, Jake to be more bi, more Doug Judy, an episode about Hitchcock and Scully, a high school reunion for Jake and Gina, and Lin Manuel Miranda to guest star as a Santiago.

[shegufta]

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

@ladyepicenter

[yourpal-titliquid]

how the fuck