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cham, 30s, Australian; they/them; I cry about my OCs a lot; I follow from chamtong

[housemarcellus]

[bottomthor]

a fun fact about me: when i first played Inquisition i got stuck on the bridge you needed to jump over, because I was so used to not being able to jump in dragon age. I got very frustrated trying to find the way down.

how did i solve this? i accidentally hit the jump button and was like "WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE"

apparently i managed to look away at exactly the wrong time to miss the popup lmao

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[bottomthor]

ugh. woken by Weird Dreams

[ach-sss-no]

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

[mysteryteacup]

Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?

OP: Skill issue.

[mevil]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[jessiesjaded]

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[zazrichor]

in truth, for the chance to be by your side I would storm the Dark City itself.

[screamingsquamousthings]

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

[screamingsquamousthings]

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

[micromontage]

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

[fadetouchedlurker]

This is definitely more of a general Veilguard edit than a Rook specific one, so here it is. Turn the sound on, and marvel at my delightful sense of humor.

[fadetouchedlurker]

Addendum:

It belatedly occurs to me that folks may not know that this is to Queen's Flash (the digital remaster) from the camp science fiction movie Flash Gordon. This makes it much funnier.

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[bobdylanyaoi]

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.