yourmanyilmaz:
Originally posted by maurawrites
I hope that you two both know you are horrible human beings.
Horrible human beings? Really? I thought this was for charity. Think of the children, Emre. And think of poor, sad, lonely Nate.

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yourmanyilmaz:
Originally posted by maurawrites
I hope that you two both know you are horrible human beings.
Horrible human beings? Really? I thought this was for charity. Think of the children, Emre. And think of poor, sad, lonely Nate.
Why am I suddenly on the bid list? I came for the food, not to be bid on!
Wow, I have no idea how that could have happened. I’m so sorry, Emre. But it is for charity and Nate and I both have deep pockets.
bowdowntomichelle:
It’s precious that you need a ladder or a man to reach th top shelf.
hey, i’m precious cargo. can’t have me climbing shelves to get my own stuff, now can we?
That’s why you are the brains in your relationship, and he is the reacher of high things.
rosesfor-emily:
I’m actually being auctioned! Um… it was for a good cause so… I figured why not!
Whoever wins your bid is going to be one lucky guy I would have auctioned myself but I uh… am kind of preoccupied with someone at the moment
Don’t worry, sweetie, we’re keeping an eye out.
bowdowntomichelle:
Everything makes so much more sense now.
that and it’s nice to have someone around to reach the top shelf
It’s precious that you need a ladder or a man to reach th top shelf.
actionstudrowan:
yes ma’am. you have no idea how long it took me to get that bowtie to look like a… well, bowtie.
Probably a long time? It looks like a crooked bowtie, but a bowtie nonetheless, congratulations.
Nate has asked me to pass on his best wishes for the auction. Also, he says he’d be happy to help with the rest of those buttons.
the truth’s out - i’m only marrying him cuz he’d make a good trophy husband @milesmusic
Everything makes so much more sense now.
it’s still winter. you can’t get me to shave even for a fancy shindig like this.
Keep the beard, straighten your tie.
the devil wears red (jason wu).
You look amazing as always.
Meet Nate and Majid. The lawyers handling the contracts for the upcoming Gala.
Are you a virgin?
That’s uh… straightforward. But. Um…. yes.
Shocking. Truly.
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Excuse me for being a bit mean here but none of your business Nonny.
It's almost sweet that you think that counts as mean.
Has anyone seen my phone?
bowdowntomichelle:
You my dears, are going to die virgins.
At least I’ll die without an STD.
Wow, there’s no option in between? What do they teach you in Australia?
Has anyone seen my phone?
huckle-berry-finnian:
….In what way? Should I be worried?? Maybe I should put a password on my phone if I ever get it back…
Uh… weird pick up lines and something about body paint.
You my dears, are going to die virgins.