BoweryCorp™ (aka Jay)

Lawyer, life enthusiast, likely to rant. Belgian bun amongst British butties.

[bowerycorp]

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I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

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tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[bowerycorp]

A Little Bit Psycho

Did I start writing a SuperCorp trilogy back in September '21 and have I only just uploaded the third part? Yes. Is it smutty? Also yes. That's all you need to know, really. Read it here. Short synopsis can be found below.

“Darling,” Lena sounds slightly husky, like her voice had been swallowed up and only just resurfaced from the depths of her chest, “why didn’t you tell me?”

She feels so warm.

“Tell you what?”

She almost feels too warm.

“That what you desire most, is me.”

OR

Lena returns from Newfoundland with the gift of magic. Kara returns to 568 Park Place with the realisation she might be a bit gay for her best friend. Something magical happens. Little trilogy.

[bowerycorp]

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

[bowerycorp]

This will forever be my closest claim to fame.

[bowerycorp]

Once again I’m back on tumblr because Twitter looks like it might implode any given moment. It’s mainly going to be sapphic ships, Taylor Swift and politics/law from now on, gang.

[bowerycorp]

Random PSA -

I love you guys. Each time I get back on here, there’s messages and questions and little pick-me-ups and references to you-know-what and yes, that is still ongoing (when will it not be! find out in two decades maybe!).

I -obviously- no longer write Trinity things. I feel like everyone I used to write about has now happily settled down with their respective partners so there was not really a point anymore. Since Trinity, I’ve dabbled in quite a few other fandoms - hit me up if you feel like you’d like to read more writing and I’ll share the link(s) for old times’ sake.

[definitelyjaybe]

#GE2019 | TAYLOR SWIFT

Just in case you missed it, @taylorswift mentioned the UK General Election on her Insta story. As a Belgian living and working in the UK (and a massive Taylor fan, bring on Hyde Park!), this really lifted my spirits because:

- this election will be the most important one in our lifetime

- a LOT depends on tactical voting, which is mainly being done / going to be done by Millennials and Gen Z

- the fact Taylor is politically engaged and aware enough of the shambles that is UK politics at the moment, is mental.

If she has fans in marginal seat that go out and vote tactically because of her today, that is huge. Hoping and praying she has the same effect on UK citizens as she had on potential voters during the US 2k18 midterms (160K registrations within 48 hours of her endorsing Democrats).

Come on, UK Swifties. YOU CAN DO IT! (Please do it. My anxiety has been a really gross constant since 23/6/16.

[bowerycorp]

hi, you wouldn’t happen to remember the hartbig fanfic centered around the banana bread mdk that grace and hannah did, do you? i asked cat already and she can’t remember.. and my memory sucks. thanks in advance ❤️

Anon, I have ZERO idea about this but I’ll happily respond/post this so hopefully somebody else goes ‘Holy shit, that’s my fave fic and it is called (name)’. Let’s rely on the miracle that is tumblr*.*: And other people’s memories which are (hopefully) better than mine.

[bowerycorp]

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[cherrymotions]

I told them to keep in touch. Talk.

[mawl-ed]

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Emily Blunt

[bowerycorp]

I have not been on tumblr for four months and it seems so much longer? And then I log in again and my dashboard is full of Hillary and Emily and YouTube and politics and my pals and just, happiness. I'm back/home.

[thecarolinebelle]

How do you deal with sexism?

[bowerycorp]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[definitelyjaybe]

It did get weird, y'all. ❤️ #TMGWY (at O2 Shepherds Bush Empire)

[bowerycorp]

@mamrie & @gracehelbig, this was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. You were lovely and hilarious and incredibly patient with Tony. Please don't make me wait another two years before entertaining London again, kthxbai.

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

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