Fuck Off.

I'm Alana, I live in Edinburgh. I track the tag benedicttcumberbatchh.

[bowiesbiatch]

Dickwads - love it 😂😂 what happened? You seem lovely can't understand why they would do that

Beats me

[bowiesbiatch]

Ur cover photo squad is cute af omgggg

Thank you, turns out they're all backstabbing dickwads but OH FUCKING WELL.

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

[getrichwithacompactdisk-deactiv]

OMG TOTALLY HAHA!!! XD

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

[sweet-montage]

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[krulest]

[rheeandor]

[stumblingovereverything]

Sherlock, waiting for his favourite rugby captain uwu 

[fashionsprose]

[crypticbutch-deactivated2021020]

damn daniel

[bowiesbiatch]

Dinner at jlaws house

Jlaw:"and that's when I said 'WHERES THE PIZZA!?!?'"

Dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley cooper to me: "can I offer you some bread"

Me: "oh um....I don't eat bread"

Dinner guests: *complete silence*

jlaw with mouth full of bread: "wait....what do you mean you don't eat bread™"

Me: "oh um well I can't-"

Jlaw: *makes wacky faces* "FUCK YOU!! you ASSHOLE!!!" *crying*

Me: "uh well...sorry it's just that I-"

Jlaw crawling across the table towards me: "YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD"

Me: "please no"

Bradley cooper: "please Jen it's fine...."

Jlaw: *ugly crying* "SHUT UP!!! S H U T U P"

Jlaw: *takes a fist full of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

Me: *muffled crying* "please I have celiac disease I can't eat gluten"

Jlaw:"DONT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES LIES!! EAT THIS BREAD"

Dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy schumer:*thin lipped Amy schumer smile*

Oscar committee: "holy f uck Jen...."

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[notofficial]

Today i received the best fortunecookie message ever, it really speaks out my mind.

[rhiavictoria]

this is so sad. and appalling.

support #FreeKesha by reblogging!! 

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

[hellboyofficial]

me: oh yeah i can draw

me, in the midst of drawing: this looks god awful… i would like to repeal my original statement because, as it turns out, i actually CANNOT draw

[beardedchrisevans]

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