Bowlikesatumble

Alana. Scottish. I'm almost thirty, a complete wreck when it comes to emotions and basically I'm just trying to get by as best I can. I don't post as often as I used to and I don't tag posts but when I do post it's a mish mash of things.

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[fuzzygraphics]

I think about ‘You’ve got great eyes that’s for sure’ ‘Back tickles’ ‘I can whisper sweet nothings from back here’ ‘You always bring me to the nicest places.’ ‘Two sides of the same handsome coin’ ‘Yes I think they’re roommates’ ‘Get us some free cigars’ ‘Get your fucking hands off my huckleberry.’ ‘Gideon Nathaniel Coal, did you just save my life?’ ‘Your man.’ ‘Get up and let’s dance!’ ‘I have my BFP’ ‘I did then.’ ‘Usually I don’t have to ask’ so much.

Thank you Starlight Coalecroux, very cool

[bllmak]

assistants

[imklare]

When in doubt on what to draw, whip out the ol trusty incorrect quotes generator (no AI of course of course of course)

[loadedupright]

[anxietyproblem]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[anxietyproblem]

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

OKAY thanks to dana/days_fade on instagram I have all of the new rules I *think*

translations by me

[milligramspoison]

HAPPY FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[jauximeow]

I can't wait to see my band of idiots again (in a few months)

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[lustcannibalism]

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios