Gee, that Hillbilly sure is dapper!

[bowtiedhillbilly]

New Conspiracy Theory proposal:

Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids, entirely through their own intelligence and ability.

They did this to stop the aliens from landing. Sorta like those pigeon spikes on buildings.

[bambistjames]

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

[bowtiedhillbilly]

Playing "College Sharks and Minnows," by which I mean walking near large groups to avoid being singled out by the Bible Study Guys.

[bowtiedhillbilly]

Absolutely dying of laughter at the thought of J. R. R. Tolkien finding out about LEGO Sauron in The LEGO Batman Movie.

[bowtiedhillbilly]

“Let’s put the Torment Nexus in government” —Man who named his company after the Torment Nexus from the book “Don’t put the Torment Nexus in Government

[visenyaism]

They’re going to replace the tower of terror at Disneyworld with the Andor Luthen Rael Monologue Coruscant Elevator

[bowtiedhillbilly]

My dad after finishing Andor: So, Kleya killing Luthen, would that be considered murder And/or Luthenasia?

[wondersmith-and-sons]

[bowtiedhillbilly]

I adore the commitment Andor showed, particularly in the final episode, to making K2SO an absolute horror movie monster. Just the heavy, steady footsteps as he walks down the dark hall with glowing eyes in a dark, skull-like head while he uses your superior’s corpse as a human shield. Cinema.

[bowtiedhillbilly]

While I understand the argument for not censoring yourself, I really like how whimsical swear words have led me to see the world. "Damn it?" Tired. Dull. Overused. "Fiddle-dee-dee?" Captivating. Interesting. A problem to solve with cunning and a song.

[bowtiedhillbilly]

Me: The Lord of the Rings is a beautiful, serious, and touching work of literature that explores what it means to struggle on without hope against the darkness and to seek beauty in the forgotten things of the world.

My brain: Heh, in the Green Dragon, straight up "Jolkien it." and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. The One Peanits.

[bowtiedhillbilly]

What in the world is my English professor assigning for homework? The Necronomicon?

[bowtiedhillbilly]

[bowtiedhillbilly]

Me after using the direction of the sunset to find my Minecraft base after I got lost.:

[bowtiedhillbilly]

[bowtiedhillbilly]

Wind and Truth Spoilers without context (still spoilers)

Szeth improves to the mental stability level of 'actively su*cidal.'

Kaladin wins an argument against an internet troll.

The entire first arc of the Stormlight Archive exists to explain how Hoid became Wax's driver, I guess?

Shower sex (invention of).

Maybe killing God was bad, actually?

Turns out, not a good idea to have God's cheat codes in the same room.

Adolin saves the day with the power of cocaine.

God of Evil makes a legitimately good argument for joining Team Evil.

20-year anime training montage to fight your (grand)dad.

They move in herds. They DO move in herds!

Shallan's favorite ship becomes canon.

Chussy

[celestialcass]

Brandosando had to kill off mraize because that guy would not cool it with the blowgun darts to people’s eyes, dude was obsessed with his schtick. He wasn’t really good enough with a crossbow so he kept going back to the ol’ reliable dart-in-eye. If he had been allowed to continue, every character would have just one eye because the Stormlight healing is gone