bowties and captains

Sofia, Portugal

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

the well ok of it all

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[kitmarlowe]

What a great '90s film you all are.

[rrregisabbb]

I FINALLY FINISHED IT!! i was disappointed to find out there was a very specific missing scene in ep 8, so i created it myself! can't let the skills i picked up from working on kids' animation go to waste

AND THEY DO EAT PEOPLE 🗣

[fairweathermyth]

FAIRWEATHERMYTH + A(s)OTY 2025 CMAT - EURO-COUNTRY

In all, CMAT emerges as a rare and disarmingly compelling voice in today’s music landscape, equally at ease slipping punchy political observations and cultural critique into buoyant melodies, as she is with heartbreak and wry humour in her songwriting. EURO-COUNTRY cements this duality: it’s an ambitious but flawlessly executed leap uniting sharp commentary on capitalism, national identity, grief, fame, and beauty standards with emotional resonance, captivating hooks, and her signature comedic flair.

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[weaponised--soul]

God forbid a woman in her 40s try to host an event on a cursed murder island 😤

[brimblebramble]

Oh Patricia, the woman that you are

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[buttpoems]

[tiredadventurer]

[midnightssea]

[midnightssea]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[rosslynpaladin]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[beardedmrbean]