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me the second the rem(ember) playlist comes on

#too real #im like damn whoever made this is a fucking genius these are all bangers #and then i remember like huh it’s almost like i curated it #specifically just for me and my hyperfixation fanfic #anyways me and this hat are soul bonded

gunslinger kyle shooting his shot and expert ranger stan of many moons splitting the entire bullet with his arrow — that’s how precise he is

#and having to drag him in half dead from a bullet wound #super tall super gentle stan reciting over him #like mom i know he’s a piece of shit #but we might be able to save him

i swear if i had time to do the research i would make the gunslinger kyle x stan of many moons ship work

#it would be very red dead redemption and princess mononoke #based in nature and condeming imperialism and guns #and honoring native traditions and ugh i wish #like stan of many moons dragging in a wounded kyle #his tribe being reluctant to take him because he’s a white man #but he’s dying and maybe he has information #and gun slinger kyle just learns tribal practices while he’s there healing #are u gonna cowboy up #or just lay there and bleed #south out big red broflovski #who is teeny tiny and stan who is 6’4 with the biggest eyes you’ve ever seen #and GENTLE #so gentle

i saw this on reels and this is the jk special

he loves winning and rs loves to lose

#HDJSJSAJSJS AHAAHAHHAHA #IM CRYIN THIS IS SO FUNNY #rs being lik listen ky! ur being too mean to our friends you gotta be nicer—#jk starts stripping #jk just throwing his shirt at him like you were sayin’? ;) xxx #rs like uHhHhhH ANYWAYS ANYWAYS MI AMOR MI AMOR MI VIDA MI VIDDAAAA #CRYING #sometimes stan does it to get him back #it also works im crying #fun fact jks ears are hella sensitive #thats why he never be listening smh #but anyways when he’s like Stan WHY ARENT THA DISHES DON—#and stan freaking bites his earlobe he is so quiet and sat #like i have never seen a man so quiet and docile in my life #this is the boy boss x loser boy special #NOT JK TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF AND RAVENSTAN JUST LIKE ABT TO THROW UP FROM BEAUTY AND STRESS #not the autism adhd im crying again #his attention span is already so low you can’t put shirtless jk anywhere or it’ll be like -138383838

i am rhyming way too much, but this has got to be the most i have laughed writing the opening of a ff

#amarius ninessa back in action BABY #oh my god i am so mad i deleted my blog #and lost all my good dialogue ( not me still rhyming help )#but MEET THE GANG #sweet butters surly craig and silly stas #the boys #this is killing me #please know this is moments before disaster #gwendy is on route #please pray for stas #if she throws up on fair gwendolyn againdolyn she’s going to lie in the street #or threaten to throw herself from the bell tower #deadpan rogue craig vc Make Haste #may the lesbian tsot be my new legacy

unmaiden cutlass stas

#she is so pretty and so so so gross #i love her so much #SHES ALSO GAY #like all these men keep trying to wife up the butch lesbian #im actually crying #not the boisterous gas #she also throws up like every five seconds #especially when shes nervous #so anyone who’s ever hit on her has not been hit with her hands but a many stomachs knots fists of vomit

— to those all need of a good bed time story,

welcome, dear heart, to the fantastical realm of

To Kill A King.

#AAAAAAAAA #I MAY BE COOKING #IN THE CAULDREN #listen any time i get to play narrator or rhyme #i get so fucking excited #anyways meet stas #the gold hearted and unfortunately…yellow bellied #my girl cannot stop throwing up #LETS GO LASS STAS #our hero our zero #the fairest in the land and but oh of course dear reader!#she is of course…A Libra.#we will add walker later #please ask me a million questions im trying to develop it

alright, i finished it. ( by that i mean i did all the dialogue and none of the work filling in the actions or descriptions ) but i am happy to present, the first thing ive written start to finish in months,

the three rs of bdsm <3

( nsfw — barely — under the cut xx )

#YAY nina kind of wrote something #please take that ocd and ptsd #the BOTHYAYOUSE!#nsfwish #mostly this is just educational and hopefully inspirational and cute #that is how im writing my nsfwish cannons #extra spicy and wholesome #also nicknames for my kyle and stan respectively #but ya enjoy the worst part of your day!#ravesey nation WHO IS UP #kyle is so funny at the end i can’t

my favorite thing ravesey dating thing is that whenever ravenstan goes to apologize for something that’s not his fault, jerseykyle makes him unapologize and whenever jerseykyle talks about being bad stan makes him take it back ;-; <3 xx

context ( nsfwish )

#the dialogue is popping off today #nsfwish #they are so cute and healthy #minus kyle can’t say i l*ve you but let’s not talk about that now #like they really be unlearning trauma together as superbestboyfriends #they’re just so supportive like they’re really a team THEY ARE RAVESEY STYLE #ALSO KYLE IM FUCKING CRYING HE WAS SHAAAAAAKING #STAN LOOKS SO CUTE DOWN THERE #HE WAS SO ANNOYING TOO #BRAT BOY BEHAVIOR FROM THE GOODEST BOY #( i love when that happens he doesn’t do it all the time but when he does it’s so good )#they really are super best friends like you can tell

in honor of me healing from trauma and possibly reopening the nsfw ravesey hcs part two, i decided to open it with something nice and light — basically jerseykyle and ravenstan are playing a game and the game is that stan has to say no. ( or candelabra but god bless him, he is really fucking dyslexic ) — it’s gonna be very educational and cool, but also i just think they are so stinking cute an silly together xxx

#CHANDDAJALARJRA #STAAAAAN NOOOOOOOO #also kyle is such a good boyfriend i l*ve him so bad #like he is so freaking cute with stan that is his MAN #like i know he’s evil but he’s so nice to ravenstan #like he’s just really gentle and funny i love him #NOT THE STAN IMPRESSION NOT THE SPMDG #IM CRYING LOWKEY ACCURATE AF THATS WHY HE FLIPPED HIM OFF #nsfwish #i love to laugh if anything i hope you laugh #i genuinely think they’re so funny my boys my boys

this one is also killing me

#jersey i love you #king of being a jewish dominatrix

this sentence i wrote is taking me out

#im crying #i will also accept the fuck and chuck #sleep with some guy cut his head off throw him off the fire escape headless and naked #steal all his money block him on everything profit #never call no kissing no exSEXptions #you have fifteen minutes he only really needs like five #it will be so good for you you will never be the same again #and literally so insignificant for him he almost fell asleep

lavenderpanic

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

#DO YOU MEAN BOTH MY FANFICS #THE ENTIRE PREMISE

good night to ravenstans cute lilheart shaped tongue piercing n jerseykyle flirting with him so hard drunk that he wants to get caught in it like a fly in web

#he really is like hook me with that lip piercing rockstar boy #i need you #like you are so shiny and pretty #hhhhhhnnnnnngggg #legit can’t resist the siren call of a good bad boy #he REALLY likes emo boys #with an edgy little piecing #it’s the only guy he does not fuck #because it’s too close to stan #AND THE ONLY GUY HE REALLY WANTS TO #scary goth boyfriend who is actually an angel #and im in my slacks and my blazer #and oh im ten times scarier than him #rs just hopping into his lap and kissing him so dutifully #in his all black outfit and jk rolling his eyes and smirking like yes i won i know #they’re so cute when they hold hands kyle nothing on his k uncles but ur blood if u fuck up #rs with all his little rings and things #and kyle can’t fall in love but my god he adores him #traces all his tattoos with his finger #darkens the lines that need it with a hickey so he doesn’t have to go to the tattoo parlor #jk is the tattoo parlour #he’s really good at his job #rs has more fake freckles on his neck than kyle #usually in the shape of a k #sbboyfriends

LETS GOOOOO

#uncle nina back in action #im sorry for any snippets #i am drunk i fear #th cider makes me romantic but also evil #so u never know what to expect

boxwinebaddie

you know when you open the door to what you think is the bathroom…And Is A Beautiful Boy instead?

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obsessed w jk being obsessed with rs

so cider drunk im writing my girlfriend sonnets

#ur girl stas #i called her har the sweetest ivy #and cursed that i was not a tall stone wall #that she might cling to #smh #she endured a lot #but me even greater being parted from her #it stings like lash that never ceases it is an ail which no poultice can cure #loving her i fear #and should adore being scared all my life #it is my honor #HAIR SMH

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