brainrot center

he him. ‘01.

[calithso]

i know i don't go here but somehow some way i got hooked by sethoscara 💔 i feel like i got forced into a cult and willingly made an offering.

idea from this, it just felt right idk man save me help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love when people whose first languages have grammatical gender use the wrong pronoun in English. "this river is so green because he is fed by glaciers" aw the river is Just A Little Guy. your version of my language is better

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ceeejus]

something you almost remember

[ideksams]

M135 scenes 🥹

[waneella]

Windy Path

artbook / patreon / youtube / twitter / instagram / inprnt

[wisedo]

LQG transmigrated to the modern world AU

The comic on AO3

[orions-shiny-belt]

Trans man Bingge in a state of constant paranoia because he knows in his efforts to hide his transness out of shame and be seen as a masculine “”regular”” man, he has surrounded himself with people who would violently turn on him if they ever found out btw

[sicklyworm]

I prefer when transmigrators have a personality that makes them maladapted for modern life but they absolutely flourish in the settings and time period they get dropped into.

Like yeah Shang Qinghua is a paranoid workaholic that doesn't give a shit about murder and has a raging god complex... But if you put him in the cultivation novel he made in a demon court full of violence and danger and suddenly he's the guy you need.

[friendodo]

Sketch dump for an AU where the original SQQ acquires a son called Shen Yuan who is absolutely doted on by YGY and LQG (and SQQ) and becomes the biggest nerd you’ve ever seen.

[fl0ffly]

Guilt

[callmesel]

Imagine Shen Yuan transmigrating into Mu Qingfang’s shixiong

[bauhin]

rereading oojaneblonde’s grand united theory for the third time and I’m trying to be consistent with how I visualise these three

Personally struggling w yqys square features, don’t draw faces like his often but it’s a fun exercise

[mega-phauna]

deeply closeted in denial tgirl shen yuan (sqq) who gets hit with a feminizing flower pollen on a night hunt with liu qingge and just. Doesn't look for a cure. She knows where to find it, when, and how to distill it back into something that will give her a masculine form but like.

Why would she, when her skin is softer and her hair is shinier and her cheeks are rounder. She finally looks a little more like her old-world self!! (i am a chubby shen yuan truther.)

She loves the way she smells better this way. Loves the way her sect sisters and nieces don't shrink from her. Loves the invites to Mingyan's book club.

I want every cultivator and demon lord chomping at the bit to marry her. And i want big brother YQY to be so so terrifying when anyone approaches him or her about it. You never expect to get a Soulless Glare from such a calm, agreeable sect leader.

i am a muyuan truther however i also enjoy cumplane and cumwar

[sunderwight]

AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of the unnamed peak lords, and everyone mistakes him for having a crush on Shen Qingqiu because they can't figure out why else he keeps going over to Qing Jing Peak and trying to like, interfere in the man's business.

Yue Qingyuan keeps trying to nobly give him his blessing, after all if he makes Shen Qingqiu happy then this is all that truly matters, meanwhile Shen Yuan is ??? because as far as he can tell Shen Qingqiu would be perfectly pleased to see him drop dead.

Which is accurate, because unlike Shen Yuan, Shen Qingqiu is definitely aware of what people are saying and yet cannot figure out if that's actually what's going on. He keeps receiving his shidi with icy politeness and every possible passive-aggressive discouragement, but even though Shen Yuan sometimes gives indication of intense disapproval, he also just keeps coming back.

[crycifer]

one morning, shen qingqiu (shen jiu) picks up a letter that has been addressed to him directly. seeing as most of the common folk are unable to read and write, the letter was passed to him without any thought of its legitimacy.

inside the letter is a scathing scrawl attacking shen jiu’s character (nothing he is all that unfamiliar with) though it points out crimes that he had not even committed including names he was entirely unfamiliar with (ning yingying?? luo binghe??? who????)

(this all of course takes place right as sqq takes the mantle as qing jing peak lord)

so, throughout the years sqq gets these very loving hate reviews of his character. it’s become something of a humorous past time.

the writer is excellent when it comes to prose and is never lacking in vocabulary! the writer is extremely quick witted and even quite funny. there are, of course, some oddities like strangely written characters or mentions of things that do not exist.

one evening, for fun, shen qingqiu writes a scathing letter in response. he IS the strategist of cang qiong and has his own network of spies. while he does not know who is sending the letters, he knows where they are getting sent from. so, he sends a letter back ripping apart his secret hater.

the letter he receives in return is downright lethal and full of so much vitriol it is fun.

anyways, svsss au where sy transmigrates into a wandering cultivator and thinks it is a great idea to send his most hatest character a letter to warn him off of harming lbh, only to end up in a years-long back and forth argument with sqq.

the two of course fall in love sending each other hate letters.